The Great Headline thread

Ted Cruz roasted after PornHub pulls out of Texas

really think they actually could have done a much better job with the puns on this one
Jules, how would you title this article?


this isn't bad, but still missed the opportunity for a good pun

Ted Cruz and porn: a brief history

methylene wrote:
Ted Cruz roasted after PornHub pulls out of Texas

really think they actually could have done a much better job with the puns on this one
Jules, how would you title this article?


this isn't bad, but still missed the opportunity for a good pun

Ted Cruz and porn: a brief history

Sure he wasn't spitroasted?

methylene wrote:
Ted Cruz roasted after PornHub pulls out of Texas

really think they actually could have done a much better job with the puns on this one
Jules, how would you title this article?

What they've got is pretty good but subbing out "roasted" for "ramrodded" would take it next level.

Ben Folds Five Marriages

grateful wrote:
Ben Folds Five Marriages

takes so little effort, but damn is that good
I bet the onion pitched that after his 3rd

kosmo wrote:

I knew the end of the automatic 6% commissions was going to shake up the real estate industry but I didn’t think Walkie would throw in the cumtowel and find a new profession quite this quickly.

Julian, wrote:

kosmo wrote:

I knew the end of the automatic 6% commissions was going to shake up the real estate industry but I didn’t think Walkie would throw in the cumtowel and find a new profession quite this quickly.

First use of cumtowel in board history

grateful wrote:

Julian, wrote:

kosmo wrote:

I knew the end of the automatic 6% commissions was going to shake up the real estate industry but I didn’t think Walkie would throw in the cumtowel and find a new profession quite this quickly.

First use of cumtowel in board history

I remain a trendsetter well into my third decade on here.

Toddlers Smell Like Flowers, Teens Smell ‘Goatlike,’ Study Finds

Paid for by Matt Gaetz, i'd assume?

I mean bound to happen to all of us at one point or another… they do get up to all sorts in Wales

What could possibly go wrong

Watch a swarm of cyborg cockroaches controlled by computers

I have a new bucket list item

kosmo wrote:
I have a new bucket list item

He needs to be careful. Just watched a movie last night where the police put a person in a piano to electrocute them.

Maryland governor signs bill banning the sale of speculative tickets

ye-ole-hatch wrote:
Maryland governor signs bill banning the sale of speculative tickets

i'm curious to see how this will be enforced.  seems that the best way would be for resellers having to prove they have the tickets before they can list them… so upload a photo of the tickets - which can be be faked?  show a receipt - which can also be faked?  resellers need to hook into original tiket retailer (TM, etc.) to provide confirmation of ticket owners - which would be expensive and potentially have privacy concerns?  or will this just be a weak-assed fine on resellers if they're proven to have sold speculative tickets?  (so, don't get caught…)

sweetcell wrote:
or will this just be a weak-assed fine on resellers if they're proven to have sold speculative tickets?

Feels like this is almost certainly it.

I only though it was a great headline, whether it will actually do anything is another matter

See also band names