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The Great Headline thread

Hutch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 24, 2025 at 08:20 PM UTC #
No. Just NO.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 24, 2025 at 08:25 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
No. Just NO.
says the skinniest guy I know
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 24, 2025 at 09:04 PM UTC #
Pope Francis’ sense of style signaled a dramatic shift for the Catholic Church
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM UTC #
grateful wrote:
Pope Francis’ sense of style signaled a dramatic shift for the Catholic Church

like i said: there is no saving this country.
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 28, 2025 at 04:42 PM UTC #
BarelyHatch wrote:
Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306/

Hmm dated 2018… what ended up happening?

they came, and went
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 28, 2025 at 04:44 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
BarelyHatch wrote:
Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306/

Hmm dated 2018… what ended up happening?

they came, and and took a nap
FTFY
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 28, 2025 at 06:15 PM UTC #
BarelyHatch wrote:
Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306/

Hmm dated 2018… what ended up happening?
They exist. Why do you think Walkie disappears for months at a time?
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 28, 2025 at 06:59 PM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
BarelyHatch wrote:
Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306/

Hmm dated 2018… what ended up happening?
They exist. Why do you think Walkie disappears for months at a time?
I was tempted to add this to the walkie thread
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 02, 2025 at 10:14 AM UTC #
Billy Corgan’s Chicago Tea Shop Was Hit by a Car. Again.
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 04, 2025 at 02:18 PM UTC #
Chicago Museum Director Under Investigation After Airplane Incident
James Rondeau, the director of the Art Institute of Chicago, took a voluntary leave after a report that he stripped off his clothes during a flight to Germany.
beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 04, 2025 at 07:40 PM UTC #
grateful wrote:
Chicago Museum Director Under Investigation After Airplane Incident
James Rondeau, the director of the Art Institute of Chicago, took a voluntary leave after a report that he stripped off his clothes during a flight to Germany.


He was running late and getting ready for his ride to the Berghain.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 04, 2025 at 07:55 PM UTC #
This is bonkers
Looks like big balls and AI made this ad

https://youtu.be/La8FvfLzkNU
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 05, 2025 at 05:05 PM UTC #
Child Visiting Museum Damages Painting Worth $50M
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 05, 2025 at 05:57 PM UTC #
Justin wrote:
grateful wrote:
Chicago Museum Director Under Investigation After Airplane Incident
James Rondeau, the director of the Art Institute of Chicago, took a voluntary leave after a report that he stripped off his clothes during a flight to Germany.


He was running late and getting ready for his ride to the Berghain.

^high quality comment
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 07, 2025 at 11:02 AM UTC #
So much to unpack here

Woman arrested after raccoon named Chewy found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stop

For the record this occurred In OHIO not Florida or Michigan


Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 07, 2025 at 01:26 PM UTC #
‘Luigi the Musical’s the hottest show in town, and it hasn’t even opened yet.
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 08, 2025 at 02:26 AM UTC #
hutch wrote:
Dumbest thing ever

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq808px90wxo
Maybe we should allow a Ouija board next. How about a seance? Could a psychic get the deceased to give their impact statement?
Hutch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 08, 2025 at 03:38 AM UTC #
I see what you did there….
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