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kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 14, 2023 at 01:50 PM UTC #
Woman stuck in child's swing cut free by firefighters

“at 2.35 in the morning”  ;D

we've all been there…
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 04, 2023 at 01:30 AM UTC #
Pixies Apologize for “Where Is My Mind?” Preemptively Turning Off Google Alarms
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 09, 2023 at 11:55 PM UTC #
Widow who wrote grief book after husband died charged with his murder
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 10, 2023 at 01:40 AM UTC #
Fulfilled-Hatch wrote:
Widow who wrote grief book after husband died charged with his murder
Gotta respect the hustle.
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 12, 2023 at 10:20 AM UTC #
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 12, 2023 at 05:20 PM UTC #
What is the pig-to-platter conversion rate…I want to know
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 12, 2023 at 05:57 PM UTC #
If that image is legit as it appears to be from a single blog post in 2016, but it popped a couple times on Twitter today.

My thought is platter to pig ratio would have been higher than verses today…

grateful
Joined: October 15, 2008 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 14, 2023 at 04:06 AM UTC #
Man arrested after stealing 5-ton military vehicle and leading police on highway chase in Maryland

"Michael D. Stevens II, 38, stole a privately owned 1986 923-A 5-ton military vehicle from a residence in Bel Air, Maryland."

I have so many questions…
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 14, 2023 at 09:26 PM UTC #
The agony and ecstasy of scoring last-minute face value Taylor Swift tickets
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 19, 2023 at 06:09 PM UTC #
Local GOP politician resigned after police found him passed out in his car holding what appeared to be a crack pipe
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 19, 2023 at 06:23 PM UTC #
Those wacky Scots at it again

Stolen car found on top of metal drum at roundabout in Annan

Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 21, 2023 at 01:07 PM UTC #
TED NUGENT SAYS HE'S BEING SUED BY THE STATE OF MICHIGAN
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 23, 2023 at 06:13 PM UTC #
Lamb found wandering field with motorcycle helmet fitted 'perfectly' over head.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 03, 2023 at 10:31 PM UTC #
really thought this was the onion…but not the case


DNA Test Proves Ex-Wrestler Not Lauren Boebert’s Father
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 03, 2023 at 11:04 PM UTC #
My kinda church


Pastor Caught Dealing Weed and Mushrooms Out of Church
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 06, 2023 at 09:39 AM UTC #
CT couple alleges state is illegally filming their property by attaching camera to wandering bear
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 12, 2023 at 07:11 PM UTC #
A man has been arrested after being caught sunbathing naked outside a Taco Bell restaurant in Lowestoft.

A Lowestoft police spokesman said: "So yes, this happened. He's been slathered with aftersun and will be attending the court this morning."

jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 12, 2023 at 07:21 PM UTC #
Despite it being one of my favorite films of last year, I did not, until this moment, know that “aftersun” is a thing.
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