The Great Headline thread

Johnny Marr responds to Morrissey’s plea to stop mentioning him: “An ‘open letter’ hasn’t really been a thing since 1953“
Oscar Mayer wants you to put ‘bologna’ on your face.
Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson: ‘Dressing up was fun – but my codpiece was distinctly unfragrant’
Gluten free potato brownies very satisfying
^ whoever wrote that was high AS FUCK
she's going to jail…good.  Now what about all those priests "fiddlin about"?  (shoutout to The Who touring this spring).
A giant donut-shaped machine just proved a near-limitless clean power source is possible

Is Homer somehow involved?
Hudson mayor suggests ice fishing could lead to prostitution in ice shanties
To be fair this is  probably standard practice in Canada
It’s in the unofficial Wordle thread
A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy
Kurt Cobain’s Daughter Is Dating Tony Hawk’s Son
The mayor of Hudson, Ohio, has resigned after he suggested that permitting ice fishing could lead to prostitution.


(of course, he was from Michigan)