kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 25, 2022 at 10:54 PM UTC
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I have many questions
Dorset knob-throwing festival axed over size issues
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-dorset-60122825
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 28, 2022 at 12:30 AM UTC
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Johnny Marr responds to Morrissey’s plea to stop mentioning him: “An ‘open letter’ hasn’t really been a thing since 1953“
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 28, 2022 at 05:46 PM UTC
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Oscar Mayer wants you to put ‘bologna’ on your face.
Space Freely
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 28, 2022 at 08:08 PM UTC
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EXCLUSIVE: 'Peter Dinklage just put seven of us out of a job!' Dwarf actors' fury at Disney for canceling seven dwarves from Snow White remake because the woke multimillionaire Game of Thrones star said they were offensive
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10449549/Dwarf-actors-slam-Peter-Dinklage-canceling-seven-dwarves.html
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 29, 2022 at 02:28 PM UTC
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Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson: ‘Dressing up was fun – but my codpiece was distinctly unfragrant’
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 01, 2022 at 07:30 PM UTC
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grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 01, 2022 at 07:55 PM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
Smoking in cars with children in Northern Ireland now illegal
Well, there goes my idea for a Julian Netflix series!
26,195. Quite the marathon.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 08, 2022 at 02:07 PM UTC
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Gluten free potato brownies very satisfying
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 08, 2022 at 06:17 PM UTC
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^ whoever wrote that was high AS FUCK
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 08, 2022 at 08:44 PM UTC
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jeffml
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 08, 2022 at 10:03 PM UTC
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she's going to jail…good. Now what about all those priests "fiddlin about"? (shoutout to The Who touring this spring).
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 10, 2022 at 11:34 AM UTC
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A giant donut-shaped machine just proved a near-limitless clean power source is possible
Is Homer somehow involved?
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 10, 2022 at 09:32 PM UTC
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Hudson mayor suggests ice fishing could lead to prostitution in ice shanties
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 10, 2022 at 09:37 PM UTC
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To be fair this is probably standard practice in Canada
Space Freely
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 13, 2022 at 07:39 PM UTC
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How did you guys not post this one yet?
80-year-old’s unsent Wordle score saves her from naked kidnapper, Illinois woman says
Read more at:
https://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/news/nation-world/national/article258258720.html#storylink=cpy
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 13, 2022 at 09:44 PM UTC
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It’s in the unofficial Wordle thread
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 14, 2022 at 03:29 PM UTC
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A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 15, 2022 at 03:15 AM UTC
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Kurt Cobain’s Daughter Is Dating Tony Hawk’s Son
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 15, 2022 at 11:21 AM UTC
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The mayor of Hudson, Ohio, has resigned after he suggested that permitting ice fishing could lead to prostitution.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 15, 2022 at 06:25 PM UTC
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(of course, he was from Michigan)