The Great Headline thread

vansmack wrote:
Are getting close to a "Because, Michigan" thread?

thought has crossed my mind many times…would keep the dreck out of the JA thread for sure
Btw this is the juicy bit from that Michigan bomber story

In late August, Allen is accused of placing threatening letters inside polka-dotted envelopes that were addressed to AT&T, Verizon, and “all other carriers” at various locations in northern Michigan, according to an FBI affidavit filed in federal court obtained by The Detroit News. The letters, which were sent from the “Coalition for Moral Telecommunications (CMT),” threatened to “begin destroying inner city tower communication” unless the providers created software to stop the spread of “immoral content.”

Guess he raided his wife’s stash of stationery

https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2021/09/21/fbi-arrests-michigan-bomb-suspect-who-was-angry-with-cell-phone-companies-over-porn-and-cussing

Koz…. I think you are missing the point of this thread
do we really need a commentary thread for this?
kosmo wrote:
do we really need a commentary thread for this?
Some people come here purely for a dry recitation of Great Headlines, Kosmo, and in their busy lives, they can't be delayed for a few seconds having to wade through our "thoughts" about the Great Headlines.
fine…

i just thought the use of Polka-dotted envelopes was highly amusing and worth sharing with the class

I get it and can see pointing out some key points in the story…but then maybe it goes to the Random thread, or the sky is falling thread

I feel like the key here is, it doesn't really matter the content of the article, it's just headline is the Dog’s Bollocks…those should go here
Young Drinkers Are Pissed Their Fake IDs Don’t Match Their Real Vaccine Cards

At least it's not the other way around
if you can make it to the end of this article, you are a stronger person than i:

‘Sun-powered orgasms are fantastic’: why I went to live in a desert cave
Armed with only a solar charger, a vibrator and some marijuana gummy bears, I rode out the pandemic – and my fear of spiders – in a California commune
I don’t want to
Starsky wrote:
I don’t want to

i think that makes you a wiser person than i
sweetcell wrote:
if you can make it to the end of this article, you are a stronger person than i:


I made it to the photo.


From Scottish Twitter

https://twitter.com/brianbtd1967/status/1446504111898251267?s=21

Dinna ken if this is good or bad news for Dundee?

Update

Of course it was to good to be true… crafty lot those photoshopping  Scots 

Some Killjoy had seen it when it read Major Jobs Blow


not up to monkey owned by stripper bites child, but an interesting intersection of software development and local government

Swale council seeks to quash planning decisions issued in error by junior staff member with one application rejected as 'whack'

lots of ads on this link

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/charity-told-proposal-is-whack-in-planning-blunder-253536/

Officials have been left red faced after a junior staff member was unwittingly let loose on approving and rejecting planning notices, with one applicant, a charity boss, told their scheme was turned down because: “Your proposal is whack”.

The blunder came about when the Mid Kent Planning Support team, which handles the online submissions on behalf of Swale council, was trying to resolve software issues.

In doing so, five ‘dummy’ decisions, used to test the website was working, were accidentally published.

Among them was the sarcastic refusal to a desperate bid by Happy Pants animal sanctuary to stay on its site in Bobbing, near Sittingbourne.

The charity received the response “your proposal is whack” and “no mate, proper whack”. Making good the mistaken planning decisions is now set to cost £8,000.

Terry Rowse butchers’ change of use to a takeaway in Chaucer Road, Sittingbourne, was also turned down, with the official comments reading simply “no”, and “just don’t”, while the partial demolition of The Wheatsheaf pub in East Street, Sittingbourne, was granted, with the response “incy, wincy, spider”.

Meanwhile, an application for the change of use for a barn to provide storage for seeds and crop protection products, precision farm services and office space in Bredgar Road, Tunstall, was granted, as was the fifth application, for the demolition of the Old House At Home pub in Sheerness High Street, to make way for flats. The latter's comment was “why am I doing this, am I the chosen one?”
Swale council is now seeking to quash the planning decisions issued in error.

It said that, on August 19, officers for the Mid Kent Planning Support team were trying to find a solution for issues with the software behind the public access site but, during the exercise, ‘dummy’ decision notices on five randomly selected Swale applications were published on the live system.

After being alerted to the mistake, the decision notices were swiftly removed from the site, but legal advice has subsequently confirmed they are legally binding and must be overturned before the correct decisions are made.
Terminally ill man arrested for 'mooning' at speed camera
Convicted Murderer Wins Election to Office in DC From Behind Bars
(epoch times, but the story is actually true…but a Ward 7 ANC position is hardly a position of power)