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The Great Headline thread

Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread March 20, 2022 at 12:53 PM UTC #
Hairy Black Holes Key to Solving Paradoxes of Universe
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread March 22, 2022 at 11:08 PM UTC #
Goldman Sachs' CEO will perform at Lollapalooza

Hopefully he pays his ghost producers well
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Re: The Great Headline thread March 28, 2022 at 06:49 PM UTC #
"Buffalo Wild Wings Is Not Worth Prison Time"
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread March 28, 2022 at 07:32 PM UTC #
‘I want a beer’: Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant

men are so awesome… you're in a coma, and what's the first thing you wanna communicate - "what happened, how did i get here? "tell my wife i love her"?  "are my kids ok?"  "how bad is it, will i be ok?"

nope… it's "gimme a brewski."  if he's in a coma, would he even be aware of his consumption of the beer?  could he taste it?

auto-pilot!
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 07, 2022 at 06:59 PM UTC #
Fart Attack: Brazilian Singer Hospitalized After Holding in Gas Around Boyfriend


Also…no commentary or article snips needed…it's all about the Headlines, baby
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 07, 2022 at 07:47 PM UTC #
Mushrooms communicate with each other using up to 50 ‘words’
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 07, 2022 at 08:14 PM UTC #
Off-season wrote:
Mushrooms communicate with each other using up to 50 ‘words’
I actually already read that :)
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 08, 2022 at 11:49 AM UTC #
Ted Cruz Trolls Mr. T
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 16, 2022 at 02:03 PM UTC #
Bolsonaro faces hard scrutiny over military’s purchase of penile implants
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 21, 2022 at 12:30 PM UTC #
PROBING URANUS IS OUR NEXT SPACE EXPLORATION PRIORITY
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 22, 2022 at 12:51 PM UTC #
Cross posting to the JA thread

Canals, charcuterie and beer: how record shops are staying afloat
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 03, 2022 at 06:20 PM UTC #
The Quest for "Forbidden Nut Flavor"
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 10, 2022 at 09:52 PM UTC #
Man dies of heart attack while burying woman in backyard

(Reported by a Florida TV station, leading to an ill advised edit, took place in South Carolina)
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 27, 2022 at 11:50 PM UTC #
Gene-editing experiment turns fluffy hamsters into ‘aggressive’ mutant rage monsters
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