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The Great Headline thread

Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 20, 2022 at 04:09 PM UTC #
Ok, not the greatest headline, but wins for not being a headline I would ever expect


Steve Albini Wins Second World Series of Poker Event
(won $200k)
vansmack
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 20, 2022 at 06:50 PM UTC #
Off-season wrote:
I don't even understand what's happening here:


Parliamentary system where coalitions rule.  When your coalition starts to disagree, you have two choices - dissolve it yourself or have it dissolved for you.  In this instance, they have agreed to dissolve it themselves and have yet another election.  5th time in 4 years….

I believe I made a snarky comment In the belly up thread about Netanyahu and it not really mattering - they can only hope that they held the coalition long enough that the coalitions don't run back to Bibi.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 20, 2022 at 08:08 PM UTC #
this made me chuckle…although it'd be better if it said Chris martin


Noel Gallagher banned from China for life as he is 'enemy of the people'
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 22, 2022 at 09:23 PM UTC #
Justin Timberlake Apologizes For ‘Dancing,’ Wearing Khakis At Pharrell’s Festival
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 29, 2022 at 03:51 PM UTC #
KISS mistakenly displayed an Australian flag during their performance in Austria

Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 29, 2022 at 04:01 PM UTC #
You know when Kiss plays germany they use this logo

as the logo looks like the german ss
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 30, 2022 at 03:12 PM UTC #
VIP Section at The Eagles Concert Breaks into Brawl During “Take It Easy”
vansmack
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 30, 2022 at 06:15 PM UTC #
I wrote:
VIP Section at The Eagles Concert Breaks into Brawl During “Take It Easy”


Holy shit those cockneys paid a LOT to not take it easy AT ALL
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 03, 2022 at 12:16 PM UTC #
Poison canceled over bad reaction to medication.  Brett Michaels hospitalized.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 03, 2022 at 12:22 PM UTC #
UNESCO declares borsch cooking an endangered
jdd_204
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 06, 2022 at 12:06 PM UTC #
Giant African land snails force Florida town into quarantine
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 06, 2022 at 01:29 PM UTC #
Mark_Read wrote:
Giant African land snails force Florida town into quarantine
no joke!


although it's Florida, wonder if you can sub them in your Conch Chowder
GAY,GUY
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 14, 2022 at 03:15 PM UTC #
This one is ok; I just like it because I worked at a lot of pizza places.

"Rescuers free man stuck in pizza oven vent."
jdd_204
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 15, 2022 at 11:32 AM UTC #
And from England:

'Naughty' retired vicar, 74, caught carrying out a sex act with a HENRY HOOVER in church while wearing stockings claims he did it because his 'diabetes was not medicated'
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 15, 2022 at 08:06 PM UTC #
Mark_Read wrote:
And from England:

'Naughty' retired vicar, 74, caught carrying out a sex act with a HENRY HOOVER in church while wearing stockings claims he did it because his 'diabetes was not medicated'


in case anyone was wondering meet Henry Hoover



Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 15, 2022 at 08:37 PM UTC #
he does seem to be staring right at my package
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