The Great Headline thread





Kid Rock is banned from performing in California

real headline…but The ban is not reported as an official legal prohibition but more of a political and public relations statement by the governor's office.


As Angry People in Local Newspapers points out

May I venture to suggest “Toward that white line 100 metres in front of you”?
Cross posting to walkie and America got great again threads

58 Million Pounds of Corn Dogs Are Recalled Because of Wood in the Batter

Not many NYT headlines here
Keith Urban’s ‘cocaine clause' set to land him millions as Nicole Kidman files for divorce


Have to say, "cocaine clause" is a great name for a late career album
‘He put it up the exit ramp’: Florida man with long rap sheet caught hiding thermos inside body, sheriff says
Here is an easy Halloween costume if you are looking for one

Naked bike riders demonstrate against federal troops in ‘quintessentially Portland’ protest
PlenaryHatch wrote:
Here is an easy Halloween costume if you are looking for one

Naked bike riders demonstrate against federal troops in ‘quintessentially Portland’ protest


Mike Johnson decries 'naked bicyclers' in Portland as 'most threatening thing I've seen'
Emma Stone’s ‘Bugonia’ Holds Screening in L.A. Where Audiences Must Shave Their Heads to Attend

Or they can already be bald.
Dutch parliamentary candidate wrongly arrested for being ‘vegan streaker’
Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/Qsm1sQWWHl
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
oh man, that is a top tier headline
The voices inside my head did debate where or not to place that in Julian’s America.  But, didn’t know if the relationship between the two were frosty or not given well everything.
kosmo wrote:
The voices inside my head did debate where or not to place that in Julian’s America.  But, didn’t know if the relationship between the two were frosty or not given well everything.
The relationship between Julian’s America and France?? “Julian’s America” is basically a long form way of saying “France.”
With a private fleet of submarines I'm sure pesky things like tariffs don't factor in for the finer things in life.
Julian, wrote:
kosmo wrote:
The voices inside my head did debate where or not to place that in Julian’s America.  But, didn’t know if the relationship between the two were frosty or not given well everything.
The relationship between Julian’s America and France?? “Julian’s America” is basically a long form way of saying “France.”

has any member of your staff informed you that france is mired with the poors?

although over there, they are referred to as "Les Pauvres", which gives them a veneer of respectability.  i suspect that they look better, but smell worse, than ours.