When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

Regardless of the finding that the two beers were the same size, the odd thing to me was that the 16 oz beer is $4 and the 20 oz beer is $7. It's like you're paying $3 for an extra 4 ozs. Why not just but two 16 oz beers for $8?

kosmo wrote:
Fans sue Boise arena because ?large? beer is same size as ?regular? (video)


In a lawsuit that is going to prompt measuring experiments among members of the beer-drinking segment of the sports-going public ? which is to say, almost all of it ? hockey fans in Idaho contend that they were the victims of fraud when they were sold a $7 beer that purportedly is larger than a $4 beer.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2014/03/13/fans-sue-boise-arena-because-large-beer-is-same-size-as-small-video/

Could be a serving limit. Also harder to carry two.

'The Walking Dead' family friendly edited version coming to broadcast

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/03/19/the-walking-dead-broadcast/

Translation: The characters will wander around aimlessly, occasionally run away from zombies and then discuss their feelings over a campfire.  Oh wail that's the current season of The Walking Dead or Revolution as the article points out.

James wrote:
Regardless of the finding that the two beers were the same size, the odd thing to me was that the 16 oz beer is $4 and the 20 oz beer is $7. It's like you're paying $3 for an extra 4 ozs. Why not just but two 16 oz beers for $8?

kosmo wrote:
Fans sue Boise arena because ?large? beer is same size as ?regular? (video)


In a lawsuit that is going to prompt measuring experiments among members of the beer-drinking segment of the sports-going public ? which is to say, almost all of it ? hockey fans in Idaho contend that they were the victims of fraud when they were sold a $7 beer that purportedly is larger than a $4 beer.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2014/03/13/fans-sue-boise-arena-because-large-beer-is-same-size-as-small-video/

Maybe their wife limits how much they are allowed to drink in a day.

"According to a report on Al Jazeera, terror suspect Abu Zubaydah was the only prisoner to be subjected to all 10 enhanced interrogation methods…[including being] shackled by his wrists to the ceiling of his cell and subjected to an endless loop of loud music…the music used to batter the detainee's senses was by the <a href="http://www.wtop.com/209/3602073/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers-sick-over-torture-news">Red Hot Chili Peppers</a>."

?I?m forever near a stereo saying, ?What the fuck is this garbage?? And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.?


― Nick Cave

chaz wrote:
?I?m forever near a stereo saying, ?What the fuck is this garbage?? And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.?


&#8213; Nick Cave

translation . . . i wasnt as successful or huge or sold as many albums or filled as many seats or made an lasting impact, like they did, so they must, indeed, suck.

Us airways tweets plane porn in response to complaint
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/us-airways-just-tweeted-out-one-of-the-most-graphic-things-y?s=mobile
The link is nsfw if you click on the image in the list… Has a censored image shown at first.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/04/14/dozens-of-teenagers-are-now-tweeting-bomb-jokes-to-american-airlines/?tid=sm_fb
More twitter/airline weirdness

Teens Tweeting bomb threats to AA…

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One of the two new Walmart locations in D.C. will change a sign that informs English speakers they may check out 25 items and Spanish speakers they may check out 20.

walkonby wrote:

chaz wrote:
?I?m forever near a stereo saying, ?What the fuck is this garbage?? And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.?


&#8213; Nick Cave

translation . . . i wasnt as successful or huge or sold as many albums or filled as many seats or made an lasting impact, like they did, so they must, indeed, suck.

red hot chili pepper apologist

I like them . . . so sue me

?I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. 5 stars.?

http://www.arlnow.com/2014/04/16/despite-ridicule-from-yelp-reviewers-ballston-cafe-keeps-phallic-sign/

walkonby wrote:
I like them . . . so sue me

my condolences

apparently DC is full of dorks, ebcause kickball is popular.  so here is some social guidance on how to behave on a kickball team:

Adult Kickball Team Email: Please Don&#039;t Fuck Your Teammates Yet
http://deadspin.com/adult-kickball-team-email-please-dont-fuck-your-teamma-1564098194

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/17/study-people-of-color-breathe-air-that-is-38-percent-more-polluted-than-white-peoples/

even air, is racist.

sweetcell wrote:
apparently DC is full of dorks, ebcause kickball is popular.&nbsp; so here is some social guidance on how to behave on a kickball team:

Adult Kickball Team Email: Please Don&#039;t Fuck Your Teammates Yet
http://deadspin.com/adult-kickball-team-email-please-dont-fuck-your-teamma-1564098194

I laughed so hard at this.

One mans quest to purchase every copy of Speed on VHS and to build a mobile museum to display them explained thru simplistic Freudian archetypes.

http://m.vice.com/read/this-guy-is-trying-to-collect-every-single-copy-of-the-movie-speed-on-vhs

virginia, is for, white eggs

http://gawker.com/white-supremacists-sabotage-kids-easter-eggs-with-racis-1565747901