When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

sweetcell wrote:
A bust of Real Madrid and Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been slammed as "questionable" and "horrifying" after it was unveiled at the Aeroporto da Madeira.

"For a very handsome man, Ronaldo has had some appalling luck with statue-makers" - luck?  or revenge of the average-looking?
Perhaps we have a Dorian Gray situation on our hands. . .
sweetcell wrote:
A bust of Real Madrid and Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been slammed as "questionable" and "horrifying" after it was unveiled at the Aeroporto da Madeira.

"For a very handsome man, Ronaldo has had some appalling luck with statue-makers" - luck?  or revenge of the average-looking?

Can't believe people are handsome-shaming him. Sad!
^ both of the above replies are excellent.  this is why i come to this board.
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I really prefer the bulge one


speaking of, found this fantastic one
^that is the World Daily News….the original Onion

that is one scary mug shot….you can barely see his ears
Julian's real name.  I know it; do you.
herman wrote:
Julian's real name.   I know it; do you.

i do, but that shouldn't come as a surprise…

hi jules!
herman wrote:
Julian's real name.   I know it; do you.


I knew it once but have forgotten it.
I have never known, don't much care.
Why must I always be the center of attention? Why can I not just be?