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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) November 11, 2020 at 06:21 PM UTC #
nothing to see here…simlarities are scary
kosmo
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) December 03, 2020 at 05:27 PM UTC #
Anti-LGBTQ school board member ends career on bum note


Frances Cogelja resigned after forcing 150 people to watch her use the toilet during a Zoom meeting


https://www.metroweekly.com/2020/12/anti-lgbtq-school-board-member-ends-career-on-bum-note

But on Nov. 23, it was other board members, parents, and students who were left “disgusted and appalled” when Cogelja took her laptop to the toilet during a Zoom meeting and relieved herself in front of 150 participants, the Daily Voice reports.

just spit balling here but i'm guessin' her twitter profile says she a conservative and a good christian..

also kudos for a superb headline!!!
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) December 03, 2020 at 05:33 PM UTC #
ok cool story…but wouldn't expect to see that in the Onion

that Nick Cave has an inventory problem with his erotic wallpaper…oh hell yeah
grateful
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) December 07, 2020 at 11:04 PM UTC #
McGanahan wrote:
The "Galactic Federation" has supposedly been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.

https://m.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405/amp



Tho you could argue which is reality and which is onion-worthy…
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) December 16, 2020 at 01:29 PM UTC #
Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards punctuating President Trump's long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his presidency
sweetcell
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) December 16, 2020 at 06:19 PM UTC #
^ this is serious bizness.
kosmo
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) December 16, 2020 at 07:35 PM UTC #
Killswitch-hatch wrote:
Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards punctuating President Trump's long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his presidency


and you know the MAGA crowd will buy these things in droves to be ownin' some libtards by using more water… 

what's funny is my parents have a shower head that must be really old, i mean torrents of water old possibly from the 50s… anyways whenever we visit we refer to getting our routine descaling when using it… one does not stay in that shower for a lengthy period of time it's so intense… i've threated to remove and replace it when the house gets sold, in order to get my mitts on it..
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) December 16, 2020 at 07:39 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
Killswitch-hatch wrote:
Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards punctuating President Trump's long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his presidency


and you know the MAGA crowd will buy these things in droves to be ownin' some libtards by using more water…

Did you say 'Business Opportunity'
My High-Flow MAGA Showerheads can be yours for 3 installments of $19.99
grateful
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 04, 2021 at 06:43 PM UTC #
Nashville bomber linked to 'lizard people' myth, investigators say

NBC News reported Wednesday that investigators have obtained evidence that Anthony Quinn Warner, who died in the explosion, may have subscribed to a conspiracy theory that many of the world’s most powerful figures, from Barack Obama to the late Bob Hope, are actually evil, lizard-like extraterrestrials in disguise.

https://news.yahoo.com/nashville-bomber-linked-to-lizard-people-myth-investigators-say-013342704.html
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 04, 2021 at 07:06 PM UTC #
It's not a Myth!  But there is confusion, as the Lizard People are here to save the humans
grateful
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 04, 2021 at 07:07 PM UTC #
Surrender wrote:
It's not a Myth!  But there is confusion, as the Lizard People are here to save the humans


That's exactly what a Lizard Person would want you to believe!
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