grateful
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 07, 2021 at 10:28 PM UTC
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Space wrote:
Well they got the name of the terrorist who go the podium. His name is Via Getty.
https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/confused-americans-think-the-rioters-name-who-stole-podium-from-us-capitol-is-via-getty-3256226.html
That's delicious.
beetsnotbeats
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 08, 2021 at 01:16 AM UTC
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Wait, that's not Richard Branson?
I was more disturbed that he said "podium" instead of lectern.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 08, 2021 at 01:07 PM UTC
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I missed this the first time but "Elizabeth from Knoxville" who went viral with her claims of being maced while "storming the capital" actually had half an onion in her towel and was rubbing her eyes with it… and apparently from Maryland
this becomes a Hall Of Fame post :P
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 08, 2021 at 03:06 PM UTC
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^^ Can we all just agree if you are the kind of person who wears a piano key scarf to a revolution, perhaps storming the Bastille is not for you.
kosmo
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 08, 2021 at 09:44 PM UTC
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So apparently an onion is used as an antidote to tear gas, a fact I just learned from TMZ.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/08/elizabeth-from-knoxville-accused-rubbing-eyes-with-onion-towel-maced/So excuse me while I go flush my eyes having both read TMZ and seeing that piano scarf again..
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 09, 2021 at 02:32 AM UTC
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grateful
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 18, 2021 at 10:47 PM UTC
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 19, 2021 at 01:14 AM UTC
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excontradiction wrote:
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
I mean, better in her home than her vagina, honestly.
Yada
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 19, 2021 at 02:44 AM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
excontradiction wrote:
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
I mean, better in her home than her vagina, honestly.
Came here to say that
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
January 29, 2021 at 12:39 AM UTC
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Lawsuit Alleges Subway's Tuna Salad Doesn't Contain Any Actual Tuna
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/subway-tuna-lawsuit
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
February 01, 2021 at 06:25 PM UTC
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This has to be an onion headline…
Jared Kushner … nominated for Nobel Peace Prize by Alan Dershowitz for Israel deals
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
February 02, 2021 at 10:43 AM UTC
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February 03, 2021 at 06:30 PM UTC
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
February 25, 2021 at 03:48 PM UTC
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Post Malone has released a cover of Hootie and the Blowfish's 1995 hit song "Only Wanna Be With You" for Pokémon's 25th anniversary.
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April 15, 2021 at 04:07 PM UTC
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May 30, 2021 at 04:22 AM UTC
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
June 11, 2021 at 08:56 PM UTC
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BuzzFeed News Has Won Its First Pulitzer Prize
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