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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) February 06, 2020 at 03:50 PM UTC #
^Florida man strikes again!
grateful
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) March 14, 2020 at 11:25 PM UTC #
Pence pens letter telling White House employees to 'avoid physical contact'

https://cnn.it/2w8Jo35

Tho to be fair, he wrote that 2 years ago…
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) April 23, 2020 at 02:33 AM UTC #
I guess we’re on the other side of Looking Glass now


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sweetcell
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 03, 2020 at 08:14 PM UTC #
Bunker wrote:
I'm sure after a lot of outrage they changed the headline
https://www.inquirer.com/columnists/floyd-protest-center-city-philadelphia-lootings-52nd-street-walnut-chestnut-street-20200601.html

Black Lives Matter. Do buildings? | Inga Saffron

Editor’s Note: A headline published in Tuesday’s Inquirer was offensive, inappropriate and we should not have printed it. We deeply regret that we did. We also know that an apology on its own is not sufficient. We need to do better. We’ve heard that loud and clear, including from our own staff. We will. A detailed explanation of how we got this so wrong will follow later today.
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 04, 2020 at 03:35 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
Bunker wrote:
I'm sure after a lot of outrage they changed the headline
https://www.inquirer.com/columnists/floyd-protest-center-city-philadelphia-lootings-52nd-street-walnut-chestnut-street-20200601.html

Black Lives Matter. Do buildings? | Inga Saffron

Editor’s Note: A headline published in Tuesday’s Inquirer was offensive, inappropriate and we should not have printed it. We deeply regret that we did. We also know that an apology on its own is not sufficient. We need to do better. We’ve heard that loud and clear, including from our own staff. We will. A detailed explanation of how we got this so wrong will follow later today.

More than 30 journalists of color at the Philadelphia Inquirer are calling out sick today in protest of systemic racism; others are taking part in a byline strike. This was prompted by the paper's disastrous 'Buildings Matter, Too' headline
jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 05, 2020 at 06:06 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
Spanish porn star arrested after man dies during 'mystical' toad venom ritual
Someone texted me about this only instead of "Spanish porn star" they just said "Nacho". And I was like "who is Nacho?" And they go, "Come on, Nacho. From porn." And I was like "I have no idea who that is??" And they go, "Oh come on, admit it, you do. No one fucks as hard as Nacho Vidal."

tl;dr – discovered one of my associates also knows Vansmack and has our phone numbers reversed in his phone
Yada
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 09, 2020 at 03:58 PM UTC #
Justin wrote:


When reality reflects @obviousplant_

(WTF is @obviousplant_?)


Can confirm these things are awesome. Spent a weekend on the eastern shore last summer blasting horseflies with this thing.
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 10, 2020 at 09:46 PM UTC #
this is the onion…right?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) – NASCAR bans display of the Confederate flag at its events and properties.
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 11, 2020 at 03:00 AM UTC #
Magnificent wrote:
this is the onion…right?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) – NASCAR bans display of the Confederate flag at its events and properties.

come on…this has to be the onion
PAPA JOHN'S is dropping Tucker Carlson
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 11, 2020 at 03:04 AM UTC #
Magnificent wrote:
Magnificent wrote:
this is the onion…right?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) – NASCAR bans display of the Confederate flag at its events and properties.

come on…this has to be the onion
PAPA JOHN'S is dropping Tucker Carlson


Seriously…this has to be the onion
Trump is holding his next rally on Juneteenth … in Tulsa, the site of the 1921 race massacre …
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