When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

And that variation, When Stupid People Believe an Onion Article:

Congressman Falls for The Onion's Planned Parenthood 'Abortionplex' Story



Meet John Fleming, the unfortunate Republican U.S. Representative from Louisiana who made that wonderful and all-too-common mistake of thinking that an Onion article was real and telling his Facebook followers to read it.

WRRTO story of the year, so far:




Chess Championships Lose Sex Appeal With New No-Cleavage Rule

This isn?t the beer pong world championships ? distractions during a championship chess game are surely unwarranted. An opponent across the table sporting a low-cut top could cause even the most expert chessman to focus on checking her out rather than delivering checkmate. So the European Chess Union has decided to lay out a dress code to keep the classiness in the game.
Forest Service may blow up frozen cows in cabin
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2017999538_apusfrozencows.html


walkonby wrote:
Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist


http://www.technolog.msnbc.msn.com/technology/technolog/woman-impregnated-motorhead-concert-seeks-father-craigslist-715264
 
http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/exclusive-kansas-woman-accidentally-creates-national-megadeth/motorhead-hoax

great CL post, tho.
the world of computers have turned humans into something i cannot put my finger on yet.
not sure if this really belongs here, then again i'm not sure where it belongs:

university to use smelly fish fertilizer to break up 4/20 gathering:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/university-colorado-marijuana-rally/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

(can't see how any fertilizer in the world can be worse than what some of those hippies smell like…)
sweetcell wrote:
not sure if this really belongs here, then again i'm not sure where it belongs:

university to use smelly fish fertilizer to break up 4/20 gathering:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/university-colorado-marijuana-rally/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

(can't see how any fertilizer in the world can be worse than what some of those hippies smell like…)


Pot-stink, hippie-stink, fish-stink. What a lovely day….
beetsnotbeats wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
not sure if this really belongs here, then again i'm not sure where it belongs:

university to use smelly fish fertilizer to break up 4/20 gathering:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/university-colorado-marijuana-rally/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

(can't see how any fertilizer in the world can be worse than what some of those hippies smell like…)


Pot-stink, hippie-stink, fish-stink. What a lovely day….


Sounds like it will smell like a dirty whore convention.

Bet this will all backfire and the neighbors and local businesses will be really pissed off once the day is through and the stink from all those dead rotten fish continue to waft through the air. 
sweetcell wrote:
Koala Bear Urinates on Boy Band Members, May Have Given Them STD
http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/koala-bear-urinates-one-direction-liam-payne-harry-styles-chlamydia


Certainly a more original story than saying you got it from a dirty toilet seat.
New site promises hot people a free ride
The Internet blew up Wednesday over Misstravel.com, a site that launched April 9. According to its founder, Brandon Wade, the site connects rich people with good-looking people who want to gallivant around the world on the rich person's dime.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/25/travel/misstravel-dating-site/index.html

hey smackie… hope you've been saving up ;D