When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

^ good story, but fake ;D
Wachowski brothers are now sisters
ßèétſ wrote:


Surprised commuter had no idea Metro was closed
I'm stunned that the one person unaware Metro was closed today was a waiter. I thought for sure he would be a VPO or a captain of industry in some way.
I believe it, one hundred, percent.  waiters party harder than ceos/coos/cmos.
walk,on,by wrote:
I believe it, one hundred, percent.  waiters party harder than ceos/coos/cmos.
I think the joke went over your head.
yeah, I guess.  I was too lazy to read the article.  America.
meep meep

Neil Young's ranch must be unimaginably valuable.
"People of the future will no doubt study this picture as the tipping point for humanity, when the last fuck was given."
Blame, kim.  Blame, kim.