grateful
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
February 29, 2016 at 10:35 PM UTC
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sweetcell
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 01, 2016 at 03:04 AM UTC
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^ good story, but fake ;D
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 09, 2016 at 03:19 AM UTC
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Wachowski brothers are now sisters
Yada
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 11, 2016 at 07:36 PM UTC
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Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 11, 2016 at 07:52 PM UTC
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I guess that's a little better than this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2068652/Woman-killed-grandmother-lacing-Wendys-chilli-morphine.htmlalso what's up with that guys ears?

those are rubberbands, not some new piercing trend?
Yada
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 11, 2016 at 08:09 PM UTC
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 16, 2016 at 03:08 PM UTC
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jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 16, 2016 at 03:10 PM UTC
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ßèétſ wrote:

Surprised commuter had no idea Metro was closed
I'm stunned that the one person unaware Metro was closed today was a waiter. I thought for sure he would be a VPO or a captain of industry in some way.
walk,on,by
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 16, 2016 at 07:52 PM UTC
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I believe it, one hundred, percent. waiters party harder than ceos/coos/cmos.
jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 16, 2016 at 07:58 PM UTC
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walk,on,by wrote:
I believe it, one hundred, percent. waiters party harder than ceos/coos/cmos.
I think the joke went over your head.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 16, 2016 at 08:22 PM UTC
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yeah, I guess. I was too lazy to read the article. America.
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 18, 2016 at 02:23 AM UTC
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 24, 2016 at 07:50 PM UTC
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 24, 2016 at 07:58 PM UTC
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kosmo
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 24, 2016 at 10:12 PM UTC
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http://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-not-returning-freddy-got-fingered-vhs-from-2002/177186020Concord man accused of not returning VHS rental 14 years later
"A Concord man was arrested for failing to return a 2002 VHS rental movie, ?Freddy Got Fingered.? "
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 25, 2016 at 02:34 AM UTC
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Palo Alto considers subsidized housing for families making under $250,000really wasn't sure if the Smakie, Jules Elec Boog or this thread would be the best place
flipped a 3 sided coin
beetsnotbeats
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 25, 2016 at 03:56 AM UTC
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Neil Young's ranch must be unimaginably valuable.
Yada
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 29, 2016 at 02:13 PM UTC
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sweetcell
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
March 29, 2016 at 09:53 PM UTC
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"People of the future will no doubt study
this picture as the tipping point for humanity, when the last fuck was given."