When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

This rules: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/american-flags-jeffrey-epstein-s-private-islands-lowered-half-staff-n1042556

Julian, wrote:

challanged wrote:
Julian?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2019/08/14/someone-left-old-tvs-outside-homes-virginia-while-wearing-tv-his-head-no-one-knows-why/ 

Not I but there is a band in Richmond named Those Manic Seas who performs with a mannequin with a TV for it’s head as it’s lead singer. (The TV plays videos of an actual singer singing the songs.) That’s my guess.

Seems like you know a lot about this.

challanged wrote:

Julian, wrote:

challanged wrote:
Julian?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2019/08/14/someone-left-old-tvs-outside-homes-virginia-while-wearing-tv-his-head-no-one-knows-why/ 

Not I but there is a band in Richmond named Those Manic Seas who performs with a mannequin with a TV for it’s head as it’s lead singer. (The TV plays videos of an actual singer singing the songs.) That’s my guess.

Seems like you know a lot about this.

On the advice of counsel, I have nothing more to say about this matter.

Julian, wrote:
To be fair, it’s the longest word most OSU grads can spell.

https://wolverineswire.usatoday.com/2019/08/14/football-university-of-michigan-trolls-ohio-state-buckeyes-trademarking-the/

the White House has been briefed on a proposal to develop a way to identify early signs of changes in people w mental illness that could lead to violent behavior. The proposal is part a larger initiative to establish a new agency called  HARPA >

Is the P in that acronym for Pre-cogs

Trump really likes his Tom Cruise movies….

Fictional TV show causes Gov't to shutdown hotline for help
ICE shut down a hotline for detained immigrants after it was featured on ‘Orange Is the New Black’

Justin wrote:
Death Row Records now owned by Hasbro

Suge Knight is for the children.

Too bad it was not bought by Fisher Price . . . God I wanted to say,  Fisher Price "My First Bitch Beatdown"  so much.

Joe Walsh for president

grateful wrote:
Joe Walsh for president

I look forward to a talk box SOTU.

vansmack wrote:
‘NO EXCESSIVE BARKING’

“They should be put in jail,” said Doug Gansler, a former Maryland attorney general and an unsuccessful gubernatorial candidate, while his King Charles spaniel, Jack, searched for a new dog to hump.

^ gold

^good stuff
rich people can really be annoying, like they own this planet, this country, this block
I could see if it was humans blasting their stereo, but this is absurd (Why it landed in this thread)

What surprised me from the dog parks I go to…there isn't incessant barking
it's not like a kennel
there are a few barks hear and there, but since they are off leash and not behind a fence where they can't see the other dog they usually just run around and have a good time


The pun's in there were almost unbearable
the reporter did drop " kerfuffle" in there, so Julian is sure to read now

Damn it, I have to read this article now.

dogs drool . . . cats rule.

prorogue wrote:
The pun's in there were almost unbearable
the reporter did drop " kerfuffle" in there, so Julian is sure to read now

Crimony, just a bunch of rich people malarkey should lead to fisticuffs.

(crimony, marlarkey, and fisticuffs are some of my favorite old-timey words)

in a funny coda…Axios picked this up in their PM review

and picked the kerfuffle line in their post


Somewhat related…

@realDonaldTrump
Axios (whatever that is)

Love how he acts like he doesn't know what something is, but tweets something specific about it, thereby knowing what that is?!