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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 04, 2023 at 04:54 PM UTC #
Fabian Marta, a financier of the anti-child trafficking film ‘Sound of Freedom’ has been arrested and charged with child kidnapping.
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5756
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) September 27, 2023 at 11:11 PM UTC #
Truck burns to the ground

Drivers were hit with major delays Wednesday on the Capital Beltway in Prince George’s County, Maryland, after a truck burned to the ground.

Article still says that at time of this post.
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) November 07, 2023 at 10:25 PM UTC #
Boris Johnson suggested injecting himself with Covid on TV - ex-adviser
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5756
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 24, 2024 at 11:01 PM UTC #
When and where to see the Wolf Moon, first full moon of 2024

There are no special tools needed to see the full moon; NASA says all you need to do is go outside and look up at the sky.
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 16329
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) February 15, 2024 at 05:55 PM UTC #
Old Prisons are now apparently the new hot new Wedding Venue

nothing says lets live happily together forever by doing in a former place of human misery… see also plantation weddings…
jrpa
Joined: September 03, 2013 at 03:15 PM UTC
Posts: 29999
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 08, 2024 at 12:06 PM UTC #
grateful wrote:
Criminal caught after cutting off 37 man buns in one day, claiming he was doing the Lords work

https://www.instagram.com/p/C76-Owou44z/?igsh=MXU1d3d3bWlwcTVsYg==
Can confirm, the Lord approves.
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