Damn! What a great fucking headline and a great band.name
When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
<a href="https://news.wsu.edu/news/2022/01/07/destructive-onion-virus-evolving-spreading/">Destructive onion virus evolving, spreading</a>
Onioncron?
Onioncron?
shouldn't that have gone in the 'when reality reflects the onion' thread ;)
Side-web wrote:
shouldn't that have gone in the 'when reality reflects the onion' thread ;)
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Side-web wrote:
shouldn't that have gone in the 'when reality reflects the onion' thread ;)
That's it. That's the joke.
sweetcell wrote:someone slipped LSD in my coffee this morning, I apologizeSide-web wrote:
shouldn't that have gone in the 'when reality reflects the onion' thread ;)
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Side-web wrote:sweetcell wrote:someone slipped LSD in my coffee this morning, I apologizeSide-web wrote:
shouldn't that have gone in the 'when reality reflects the onion' thread ;)
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can i come live with you? i'm vaxxed and boosted, and i clearly live with people that aren't nearly as fun.
[font=georgia][/font][move][font=georgia]Potato and onion trucks collide near Othello[/font][/move][font=georgia][/font]
Space wrote:
I don't want them to digitile us.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1500902909478903818
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Sunday, March 20
<a href="https://www.yourobserver.com/article/sarasota-cops-corner-tossing-onions">Tossing onions</a>
2 a.m., 3900 block of Breezemont Drive
Property damage: A woman told police that a day after her neighbors threw a party, she had onions on her pool screen. She figured kids were throwing the onions over her fence. On a previous occasion, she spent more than $500 to repair her pool screen, but after it happened multiple times she turned to the police. Officers spoke with the neighbors, who denied responsibility or presence of children. Those who threw the onions were not identified.
<a href="https://www.yourobserver.com/article/sarasota-cops-corner-tossing-onions">Tossing onions</a>
2 a.m., 3900 block of Breezemont Drive
Property damage: A woman told police that a day after her neighbors threw a party, she had onions on her pool screen. She figured kids were throwing the onions over her fence. On a previous occasion, she spent more than $500 to repair her pool screen, but after it happened multiple times she turned to the police. Officers spoke with the neighbors, who denied responsibility or presence of children. Those who threw the onions were not identified.
Russia appears to confuse ‘The Sims’ for SIM cards in possible staged assassination attempt
it's the NYPost but this is the best run down I could find for this story and all the details are bonkers
https://nypost.com/2022/04/25/russia-appears-to-confuse-the-sims-for-sim-cards-in-possible-staged-assassination-attempt/
Russian security services on Monday have been accused of staging a Ukrainian assassination attempt by releasing photos of confiscated copies of “The Sims” video games that some speculate were mistaken by Kremlin officers for SIM cards.
One photo shows a crisp red t-shirt with a swastika on it, inexplicably laid out next to three copies of the video game “The Sims 3.”
it's the NYPost but this is the best run down I could find for this story and all the details are bonkers
https://nypost.com/2022/04/25/russia-appears-to-confuse-the-sims-for-sim-cards-in-possible-staged-assassination-attempt/
Russian security services on Monday have been accused of staging a Ukrainian assassination attempt by releasing photos of confiscated copies of “The Sims” video games that some speculate were mistaken by Kremlin officers for SIM cards.
One photo shows a crisp red t-shirt with a swastika on it, inexplicably laid out next to three copies of the video game “The Sims 3.”
kosmo wrote:
Russia appears to confuse ‘The Sims’ for SIM cards in possible staged assassination attempt
it's the NYPost but this is the best run down I could find for this story and all the details are bonkers
https://nypost.com/2022/04/25/russia-appears-to-confuse-the-sims-for-sim-cards-in-possible-staged-assassination-attempt/
Russian security services on Monday have been accused of staging a Ukrainian assassination attempt by releasing photos of confiscated copies of “The Sims” video games that some speculate were mistaken by Kremlin officers for SIM cards.
One photo shows a crisp red t-shirt with a swastika on it, inexplicably laid out next to three copies of the video game “The Sims 3.”
this bungled false-flag operation is the archetype for this thread. it's got everything. i hope everyone caught the end of the penultimate paragraph: "an inscription in an unidentified book supposedly recovered in the arrest — signed in Russian with the words “signature illegible”" - because someone gave the order to "sign the book with eligible signature!" - so they did. can those fucking russians do anything right??
Chick-fil-A Is Asking for 'Volunteers' to Work for 5 Chicken Sandwiches Per Hour
North Carolina Chick-fil-A so hard up for people to work the lunch rush that it’s asking for volunteers from the community.
hmmm there seems to be a better solution for this…
and this is also in the same district Maddy C. once represented
https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjkbg7/chick-fil-a-is-asking-for-volunteers-to-work-for-5-chicken-sandwiches-per-hour
North Carolina Chick-fil-A so hard up for people to work the lunch rush that it’s asking for volunteers from the community.
hmmm there seems to be a better solution for this…
and this is also in the same district Maddy C. once represented
https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjkbg7/chick-fil-a-is-asking-for-volunteers-to-work-for-5-chicken-sandwiches-per-hour
<a href="https://www.thehealthsite.com/beauty/onion-juice-might-not-be-as-good-for-your-hair-as-you-think-905012/">Onion Juice Might Not Be As Good For Your Hair As You Think</a>
Lil Nas X pauses gig in Atlanta to take a “mean shit” backstage
I’m gonna be, like, a minute or two, and I’ll be right back," he told the crowd over the venue's speakers
https://www.nme.com/news/music/lil-nas-x-pauses-gig-in-atlanta-to-take-a-mean-shit-backstage-3320775
I’m gonna be, like, a minute or two, and I’ll be right back," he told the crowd over the venue's speakers
https://www.nme.com/news/music/lil-nas-x-pauses-gig-in-atlanta-to-take-a-mean-shit-backstage-3320775
Consider TikTok's Onion Sandwich
https://lifehacker.com/caponata-is-the-perfect-bridge-between-summer-and-fall-1849613720
https://lifehacker.com/caponata-is-the-perfect-bridge-between-summer-and-fall-1849613720