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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

beetsnotbeats
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 13, 2016 at 03:02 AM UTC #
betao wrote:
"Here's a better photo of me" - Ohio man with warrants sends police a better-looking picture for mugshot

http://wric.com/2016/01/12/here-is-a-better-photo-ohio-man-unhappy-with-mug-shot-sends-new-pic-to-police/


Busted!
beetsnotbeats
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 15, 2016 at 05:52 PM UTC #


h/t @LaurelHalo
beetsnotbeats
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 15, 2016 at 05:54 PM UTC #


h/t @matdryhurst
jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 15, 2016 at 05:56 PM UTC #
ßèétſ wrote:


h/t @matdryhurst
To be fair, daily beatings toughens one up at some point.
walk,on,by
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 15, 2016 at 09:07 PM UTC #
you were molested, by a priest, weren't you?
jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 15, 2016 at 09:08 PM UTC #
walk,on,by wrote:
you were molested, by a priest, weren't you?
Gurrrrrrrl. . .
Space Freely
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 15, 2016 at 09:20 PM UTC #
walk,on,by wrote:
you were molested, by a priest, weren't you?


No, but I was repeatedly told that god impregnated a woman mary who had a son named jesus who walked on water and died on a cross to save me from my sins and if i didn't believe it i was going to burn in hell. how is that for lack of punctuation?

I've never even met a priest as best i can remember.
walk,on,by
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 15, 2016 at 09:29 PM UTC #
you don't believe in jesus?  you do know, that jesus invented beer?  at least, thats what i heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwSVskQW3Uo
jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 19, 2016 at 04:05 PM UTC #
Univision buys The Onion
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 19, 2016 at 04:06 PM UTC #
^love the headline
Area Satirical Publication The Onion Sold To Univision (Seriously)
jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 19, 2016 at 04:08 PM UTC #
They need to translate their entire page into Spanish for the day. ¡La Cebolla!
grateful
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 28, 2016 at 01:37 AM UTC #
Rumsfeld: "If it was a fact, it wouldn't be called intelligence"

Interview with Colbert on Monday night.
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