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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) March 17, 2015 at 12:58 PM UTC #
betao wrote:
Guy takes a massive shit on a transcontinental flight, forces plane to turn around

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475
This is hysterical.

Ask me to shit up a wall and I would not know where to start. If I was trying, I do not think I could shit along a vertical pane. But there are people out there who seem to manage it on the regular. Do they go to the doctor immediately after? When you "deposit" something so forcefully that it ricochets right back out again, do you go straight to A&E and say, like, "Hello, doctor, something is very wrong with me," or do you, like, try and walk it off?
kosmo
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) March 19, 2015 at 06:54 PM UTC #
I think the better petition is to replace Kayne with Alan Partridge, in line with another petition to replace Clarkson on top gear with Alan Partridge
hutch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) March 29, 2015 at 08:19 PM UTC #
triste pero tipico..
y washington tiene una comunidad salvadorena grande!

Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) March 30, 2015 at 02:38 PM UTC #
neither Lionel Messi nor Sergio Aguero took the field ??
Why even come…free trip to the US I guess is fun

I noticed Hutch dropped the Latino from his name….but can't stop posting that way??
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) March 30, 2015 at 03:28 PM UTC #
once you have had Spanish all up in you, filling you up with thick spanishishness . . . its hard to let it go.
DeathFromAbove1979
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) March 31, 2015 at 01:59 PM UTC #
I Hope you're referring to Spanish the language… Because no one born in South/Central America is Spanish.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) March 31, 2015 at 02:11 PM UTC #
I never, know what, I am refer,ring to.
jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) April 07, 2015 at 08:31 PM UTC #
Sidehatch wrote:
Anti-Gay Republican Outed As A Drag Queen Named ?Miss Mona Sinclair?
"34-year-old Steve Wiles. . . . was a frequent patron of the club in the 1990?s. . ."

Oh, the dulcet tones of Teen Night at the local LGBT bar!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) April 08, 2015 at 12:44 AM UTC #
There are plenty of straight guys, who like to dress as women. And they're are plenty of straight people, who hate gays.  So, this story, is not that strange. Except for that dress, gurl.
RatBastard
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) April 08, 2015 at 05:49 AM UTC #
walkonby wrote:
There are plenty of straight guys, who like to dress as women. And they're are plenty of straight people, who hate gays.  So, this story, is not that strange. Except for that dress, gurl.


Not discounting any of your comment, merely adding to it, there are plenty in damn near every segment of society hate any other given segment of society.  Pick any two groups and there will be some on each side who are "fill in word here"ist and practice "fill in word here"ism against the other.  It is kind of sad that this is all that some people have to do in life.

On a related note, too many people do not realize that someone not agreeing with you on any particular issue does not mean they hate you or fear you.  I mean I do not agree with my wife on a number of things but that does not mean, wait a minute, bad example! :)
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