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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) September 04, 2019 at 05:14 PM UTC #
"christian" movie gets R rating….

As far as anyone can tell, The Reliant is about: A. Kevin Sorbo fighting socialists on motorcycles. B. A world in which liberals want to take guns away from God-fearing conservatives… so they can use them to wipe out said God-fearing conservatives. C. It’s your average Young Adult dystopian story, but with second amendment politics.

I would like to hear Drewtangs take on the trailer
nkotb
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) September 06, 2019 at 05:44 PM UTC #
This looks so goddamn cool

IamSpartacus wrote:
"christian" movie gets R rating….

As far as anyone can tell, The Reliant is about: A. Kevin Sorbo fighting socialists on motorcycles. B. A world in which liberals want to take guns away from God-fearing conservatives… so they can use them to wipe out said God-fearing conservatives. C. It’s your average Young Adult dystopian story, but with second amendment politics.

I would like to hear Drewtangs take on the trailer
grateful
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) November 01, 2019 at 05:32 PM UTC #
He said that Hurst was "apparently there checking on her snakes. For whatever reason, she apparently got the snake out and she was doing what people do with snakes."
sweetcell
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) December 09, 2019 at 07:22 PM UTC #
walkonbyeeeeeeeee wrote:
Saboteur-hatch wrote:
Julian, wrote:
walkonbyeeeeeeeee wrote:
how joe rogan, went from killer comic, to fear factor, to ufc, to the best podcast out there, with a mind to rival most . . . amazes me.
Joe Rogan has sucked at every turn of his career, bro.

I don't know if I 100% with julie, but this Joe rogan love from walkie always shocks me


he comes across as a meathead, when you look at him.  but he's funny and brutal and honest and smart and refreshing and quick and lively and awesome and sexy to some degree and trippy and willing to do things so we don't have to so we can learn from his mistakes.

jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 13, 2020 at 09:45 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
walkonbyeeeeeeeee wrote:
Saboteur-hatch wrote:
Julian, wrote:
walkonbyeeeeeeeee wrote:
how joe rogan, went from killer comic, to fear factor, to ufc, to the best podcast out there, with a mind to rival most . . . amazes me.
Joe Rogan has sucked at every turn of his career, bro.

I don't know if I 100% with julie, but this Joe rogan love from walkie always shocks me


he comes across as a meathead, when you look at him.  but he's funny and brutal and honest and smart and refreshing and quick and lively and awesome and sexy to some degree and trippy and willing to do things so we don't have to so we can learn from his mistakes.


Change "dudes" to say "Men Going Their Own Way" and yes.
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 15, 2020 at 02:55 PM UTC #
^appears to be real and insane

The Hoarse Whisperer @HoarseWisperer

Putin: My #2 has resigned

Trump: No I didn’t! Oh…
beetsnotbeats
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 28, 2020 at 11:31 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
Tennessee man lights joint in court to plead for marijuana legalization
The stunt landed Spencer Alan Boston, 20, in jail on charges of disorderly conduct and simple drug possession.


Marijuana would be great if it wasn't for all the fucking potheads.
WALKonBack
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 29, 2020 at 12:35 AM UTC #
I say that, all the time . . . about meth.
beetsnotbeats
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 29, 2020 at 12:59 AM UTC #
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 29, 2020 at 01:09 AM UTC #
Decided to look up DMSO, it's original application was an industrial solvent…
doesn't give me the warm fuzzies

CBD is an interesting drug….anecdotal story, but my mom who was a total teetotaler, has CFS
she has been trying different things with her doctor for 5+ years and nothing they tried seemed to help
someone suggested she try out CBD…now she sounds like Timothy Leary
While it by no means cured her from CFS, but the amount of pain and discomfort she is no longer experiencing is huge and doesn't get any of the groggy/spaced out stuff most pain killers do
Space Freely
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 29, 2020 at 01:25 AM UTC #
Justin wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
Tennessee man lights joint in court to plead for marijuana legalization
The stunt landed Spencer Alan Boston, 20, in jail on charges of disorderly conduct and simple drug possession.


Marijuana would be great if it wasn't for all the fucking potheads.


Marijuana is actually a racist word for cannabis.
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) February 03, 2020 at 09:55 PM UTC #
vansmack wrote:
https://gizmodo.com/youtuber-gives-fake-award-to-far-right-activist-who-cal-1841376254

nice…really taking the 'send Jules to GWAR!' up notch

“We made Katie Hopkins fly 1,600 miles and accept a fake award and put the word ‘cunt’ behind her without her noticing,” Pieters says in the video. “You might wonder if this is a bit mean. For a moment I did too. But then she made her speech and told us what she really thought.”
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