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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 18, 2020 at 11:55 PM UTC #
Columbus, Ohio, named for Christopher Columbus, removing Christopher Columbus statue
kosmo
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 02, 2020 at 12:47 PM UTC #
this could go in a number of thread's including JA's America

The AZ Department of Liquor has suspended the liquor licenses of Scottsdale Life Time fitness center for violating Gov. Ducey's closure executive order.

https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/arizona-department-of-liquor-suspends-two-liquor-licenses-at-life-time-fitness-in-phoenix
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 02, 2020 at 01:20 PM UTC #
a Gym with a liquor license…now we're talking!
I know Relaxer would join a Gym with a dispensary
sweetcell
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 02, 2020 at 04:55 PM UTC #
squinting wrote:
a Gym with a liquor license…now we're talking!
I know Relaxer would join a Gym with a dispensary

pretty sure he'd be OK with a gym that has a decent bourbon list.
sweetcell
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 23, 2020 at 11:47 PM UTC #
so i can't decide if this is meta-meta, or against the rules of this thread, or what…

Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 24, 2020 at 07:50 PM UTC #
more Life imitating art than the onion….

Space Force Episode 4- "The First Lady of the United States designs new ostentatious uniforms for the Space Force, and F. Tony encourages her Chief of Staff to send them over the objections of Brad. With the experiment over, Mark gets rid of the new uniforms and returns home."

Trump Wanted Melania to Help Design the Space Force Uniforms Because She Has ‘Impeccable Fashion Sense’
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 17, 2020 at 06:45 PM UTC #
actually from the Onion….
vansmack
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 17, 2020 at 10:53 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
he ‘gave it his all’


I would have clicked if it was "she 'gave it her all'"
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) November 02, 2020 at 06:28 PM UTC #
Heilung4eva wrote:
<a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/31/business/costco-coconut-milk-monkey-labor-trnd/index.html">Costco boycotts coconut milk brand due to monkey slaves.</a>

"No kind shopper wants monkeys to be chained up and treated like coconut-picking machines,"

But the same shopper isn't that concerned about the humans who make their iphones and nikes
sweetcell
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) November 11, 2020 at 05:59 PM UTC #
^ scary robots in japan… what could possibly go wrong?
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