When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

ßèétſ wrote:
This Porn-Detecting Dog Helped Catch Jared Fogle

"I thought I was being punked, but it does work," said Steven DeBrota, the lead prosecutor on the Fogle case

this is some bazaar stuff!

but the dog is trained to sniff out electronic data devices …not specifically ones that contain porn

Sidehatch wrote:

ßèétſ wrote:
This Porn-Detecting Dog Helped Catch Jared Fogle

"I thought I was being punked, but it does work," said Steven DeBrota, the lead prosecutor on the Fogle case

this is some bazaar stuff!

but the dog is trained to sniff out electronic data devices …not specifically ones that contain porn

Only if there was a Subway in the bazaar.

Sidehatch wrote:

ßèétſ wrote:
This Porn-Detecting Dog Helped Catch Jared Fogle

"I thought I was being punked, but it does work," said Steven DeBrota, the lead prosecutor on the Fogle case

this is some bazaar stuff!

but the dog is trained to sniff out electronic data devices …not specifically ones that contain porn

Thus the click-bait headline. "Electronic-Detecting Dog" would get a pitiable number of clicks in comparison. In a sense, the companies with ads on the story page benefited from porn, or at least the idea of it. After all, the internet is for porn.

I did my every five minutes search for the word "porn" in the forum software and was very disappointed once I got here.

bizarre / bazzar …you knew what I was intending
do we really need grammar/spelling police here?

Sidehatch wrote:
do we really need grammar/spelling police here?

I was more upset he was stealing RatBastard's shtick in playing that role.

Sidehatch wrote:
do we really need grammar/spelling police here?

Nope.  Just the shoe police.

Pope to allow all priests to forgive abortion during Holy Year

<a href="http://www.salon.com/2015/09/02/fox_news_harris_faulkner_sues_hasbro_for_5_million_over_alleged_theft_of_persona_and_likeness/">Fox News? Harris Faulkner sues Hasbro for $5 million over alleged theft of persona and likeness</a>

jaded wrote:
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.salon.com/2015/09/02/fox_news_harris_faulkner_sues_hasbro_for_5_million_over_alleged_theft_of_persona_and_likeness/&quot;&gt;Fox News? Harris Faulkner sues Hasbro for $5 million over alleged theft of persona and likeness&lt;/a&gt;

that's crazy…Her lawyers are insane, but laughing all the way to the bank
as there is absoulutely no way that has any merit

I do love this line
Because when you?re shopping for the perfect toy for that hard-to-please child, ?Does it bear a resemblance to a daytime Fox News co-host?? is the first question that pops into your head.

I'm not clear why they named the toy the same name as her. She arguably has something there. The "resemblance" part is total wtf.

I think someone in the r/d dept said
Fav actor - Ed Harris  (or fav controversial neuroscientist & philosopher Sam harris)
Fav Author - William Faulkner
why on earth would they even think that a toy would want the name of a fox news host?


I mean is Harris Faulkner her real name or is it a stage name anyway

apparently her dad is Her father Ret. Lt. Col. Bob Harris???
so her last name became her first name?

Sidehatch wrote:
I think someone in the r/d dept said
Fav actor - Ed Harris&nbsp; (or fav controversial neuroscientist &amp; philosopher Sam harris)
Fav Author - William Faulkner
why on earth would they even think that a toy would want the name of a fox news host?


I mean is Harris Faulkner her real name or is it a stage name anyway

apparently her dad is Her father Ret. Lt. Col. Bob Harris???
so her last name became her first name?

the problem with Faulkner is when he writes in that pidgin dialect or whatevber it is.. I can't understand what the fuck is going on..its a huge project for me to make it through a book of his…

I recently read a bio of eliott smith.. maybe the worse bio I have ever read… the guy knew nothing ..had no access to his friends or family but still wrote it.. as a cash-in I guess.. best thing about it was the cover..

good ta have ya back Hutch
board was getting a little stale

FWIW, Kylie is no longer little.

http://www.spin.com/2015/09/tyga-kylie-jenner-where-all-the-little-girls-at-think-about-the-optics/