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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

moeszslak
Joined: February 27, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 05, 2018 at 03:00 PM UTC #
Yada wrote:
https://newmainenews.com/2018/01/03/hospitals-across-maine-report-epidemic-of-chipped-nipples/


“From a scientific stand-point, there just isn’t enough research into the causes of nipple chippage beyond the fact that it’s colder than a whore’s heart in church,” Acharaya said.

This just made my day.  Thank you.
Space Freely
Joined: December 13, 2014 at 07:28 PM UTC
Posts: 11019
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) January 26, 2018 at 08:18 PM UTC #
I'm not sure if this belongs in the Onion thread but my comment is that apparently orgies are a bit more violent in France than in America.

"People just rushed in, shoving everyone, breaking things. It was like an orgy," another employee in Forbach, northeast France, told AFP. "We were on the verge of calling the police."

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/26/europe/nutella-discount-sparks-chaos-in-france-intl/index.html
Space Freely
Joined: December 13, 2014 at 07:28 PM UTC
Posts: 11019
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) April 22, 2018 at 11:54 AM UTC #
Cnn headline today:

Nude gunman kills three at Waffle House
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5756
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) April 24, 2018 at 05:51 PM UTC #
Sad news  :'(

Tractor-trailer carrying candy burns on Beltway late Monday

No information was available about what kind of candy was being carried or whether any could be saved.
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5756
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) April 24, 2018 at 07:16 PM UTC #
Update: None of the candy was salvageable.
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
Posts: 25687
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) April 24, 2018 at 07:36 PM UTC #
^had been waiting on pins and needles…thanks for the update, but sad to hear none survived
#neverforgettheburnedcandy
Space Freely
Joined: December 13, 2014 at 07:28 PM UTC
Posts: 11019
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) April 24, 2018 at 08:22 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
forget pills and pumps:

Doctors announce first successful penis and scrotum transplant
https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/24/health/penis-scrotum-transplant-surgery-hopkins/index.html


Bruce Jenner finally has a reason to lop his off.
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