When reality reflects The Onion (redux)



sweetcell wrote:
i couldn't decide if this belongs here, or in nkotb's thread:

This Guy Sounds Legit: Craigslist Ad Requesting Ladies Interested In Star Trek Role Playing (In A Garage)
http://www.geekologie.com/2013/01/sounds-legit-star-trek-role-playing-crai.php

of course it's legit: "nothing weird is going to happen".
i get excited . . . when nkotb posts.
Justin Bieber investigated for alleged assault with Nerf gun

http://www.nme.com/news/justin-bieber/68371
Not sure if this is real or an elaborate 4chan/Onion joke?

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/

It looks like they just stole all the coding from an old version of Facebook.
I signed in as Norv Rogers (Shaggy from Scooby Doo's real name ) if anyone wants to be a tea bag friend.

Actual quotes from the 'news feed' and 'polls'.

"This is probably a picture of a Jewish child murdered by a palastinian dog. They do that you know. They do what their homosexual god mohamid told them to do."

"Whose going to win the superbowl?
1 hour ago by PFT Commenter
_ ravens (have murderer ray louis)
_ SF 69ers (gay city, star receiver who wears #15!)"


"Wat is the worst thing1 abouut Barack Obami?
11 minutes ago by Rochelle Simone
_ hes not even a real citizn
_ we have to pay taxes
_ Bush hasn't been president in 4 years
_ he voted to take away our right to have babieas"


"Which subject would you most like to learn more about?
34 minutes ago by kilogulf59 aka Ken
  Handgun Procedures and Queries
  Long-Arm Procedures and Queries
  Combatives, H2H, and Traditional Martial Arts
  Mindset, Tactics, and Intelligence Dissemination, Plus Post Confrontation Issues and Procedures
  Emergency Survival & Preparedness, Equipment, and Instructions
  Your Vehicles and Their Usage
  Basic First Aid, Home/Field Medical Awareness, Physical Training, and Conditioning
  Handguns
  Long Arms
  Non-Firearm Weaponry
  Firearm Accoutrements, Trappings, Paraphernalia
  The Tech Room (Technical Issues)
  Legal/Political Issues Pertaining to Firearms Ownership and Their Usage"
Heart Attack Grill spokesman dies of apparent heart attack

9,982 calorie burger at this place?  Not surprising this is their 2nd unofficial spokesman to die in as many years.
You fucking libertards!!!!!!
nkotb wrote:
All of this labeling of people IS DRIVING US APART!!!!!!!!!

chaz wrote:
RatBastard wrote:
beetsnotbeats wrote:
Staples Center in Los Angeles to Go Vegetarian for Morrissey Concert


Idiocy at its best


why?



Wedgies of the world unite!  or divide things as need be…
chaz wrote:
RatBastard wrote:
beetsnotbeats wrote:
Staples Center in Los Angeles to Go Vegetarian for Morrissey Concert


Idiocy at its best


why?


For the same reason it would be stupid to require everyone at a Joe Jackson show to smoke the entire show.
RatBastard wrote:
chaz wrote:
RatBastard wrote:
beetsnotbeats wrote:
Staples Center in Los Angeles to Go Vegetarian for Morrissey Concert


Idiocy at its best


why?


For the same reason it would be stupid to require everyone at a Joe Jackson show to smoke the entire show.

Oh…NOW I understand.