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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) May 18, 2025 at 03:30 PM UTC #
grateful wrote:
Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million after burger had onions on it

https://www.kens5.com/article/news/local/texas/houston-texas-man-sues-whataburger-1-million-burger-onions/273-196d97b2-093e-4a73-adbe-0839005671e2
Back in June 2024, Wilson also sued Sonic for including onions on a burger.

I'm seeing a trend
jrpa
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) May 18, 2025 at 03:58 PM UTC #
Yeah, this guy really doesn’t like onions.
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) May 29, 2025 at 07:29 PM UTC #
'Iconic' sausage roll to star at Madame Tussauds


https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gr7n43p9vo

Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) June 09, 2025 at 11:44 PM UTC #

The Bleach Community Is Ready for RFK Jr. to Make Their Dreams Come True
 


Real headline!
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 10, 2025 at 08:45 PM UTC #

Former reality TV star appointed NASA interim administrator
beetsnotbeats
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 27, 2025 at 03:26 PM UTC #
grateful wrote:
MUSICIAN WHO DIED IN 2021 RESURRECTED AS CLUMP OF BRAIN MATTER, NOW COMPOSING NEW MUSIC

https://futurism.com/neoscope/musician-resurrected-brain-new-music


HOLY SHIT, from the same website:

Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
Justin wrote:
Coors Light launches chilled deodorant you can store in your fridge
This season of And Just Like That keeps getting more amazing.
I keep hearing stories of people hate-watching this
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 27, 2025 at 06:27 PM UTC #
Philip Morris International…Our vision is to become a smoke-free company
??!!

(well they are still doing non smoke related tabacy stuff)
kosmo
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) September 25, 2025 at 07:49 PM UTC #
the onion has done a thing likely to get the griftosphere truly wound up
sweetcell
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) September 25, 2025 at 09:27 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
the onion has done a thing likely to get the griftosphere truly wound up

ohh, you talking 'bout dis? 

(wired has a lil' write-up about it, too…)
Sidehatch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) September 25, 2025 at 09:30 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
(wired has a lil' write-up about it, too…)
that's some great copy
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is a 20-minute satire that’s half biopic, half true crime, and 100 percent dumb.
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