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When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) October 04, 2022 at 07:41 PM UTC #
thanks for posting this smakie, I was going to do the same with out reading any of it, but there is some great content in here


ARGUMENT
I. Parody Functions By Tricking People Into
Thinking That It Is Real.
Tu stultus es. You are dumb. These three Latin
words have been The Onion’s motto and guiding light
since it was founded in 1988 as America’s Finest News
Source, leading its writers toward the paper’s singular
purpose of pointing out that its readers are deeply gullible people.
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
Posts: 25687
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) October 25, 2022 at 01:41 PM UTC #
we have an official Phil Collins thread Sir, please follow protocol or you will be banned
jrpa
Joined: September 03, 2013 at 03:15 PM UTC
Posts: 29999
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) February 02, 2023 at 04:21 PM UTC #
contradiction wrote:
Human penis found at Alabama gas station

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/human-penis-found-at-ala-gas-station
Any penis is detachable if you try hard enough.
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 16329
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) May 24, 2023 at 06:40 PM UTC #
it is Georgia so this maybe not be really Onion level



Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy
“Every store, you buy a globe. There’s globes everywhere. Every movie, every TV show, news media — why? It doesn’t make sense.”
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5756
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) May 24, 2023 at 07:05 PM UTC #
Gotta stop going to stores. What the hell am I gonna do with all these goddamn globes?
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 16329
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) May 26, 2023 at 08:20 PM UTC #
KENTUCKY: Man shoots roommate in the butt for eating the last Hot Pocket.
jeffml
Joined: April 18, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 2267
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) May 27, 2023 at 12:31 AM UTC #
deserved it

kosmo wrote:
KENTUCKY: Man shoots roommate in the butt for eating the last Hot Pocket.
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
Posts: 25687
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 23, 2023 at 03:08 PM UTC #
‘Judeo-Christian’ roots will ensure U.S. military AI is used ethically, general says
grateful
Joined: October 15, 2008 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 11564
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 02, 2023 at 04:21 PM UTC #
It's looking more and more like the bear is bear and not people.
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