When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

beetsnotbeats

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 07, 2014 at 07:17 PM UTC #

Headbanging Can Cause Brain Damage?

sweetcell

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 21, 2014 at 06:51 PM UTC #

Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife?s Death
http://gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016

… oh my.

beetsnotbeats

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 22, 2014 at 12:32 PM UTC #

George Harrison Memorial Tree Killed by Actual Beetles

betao

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 25, 2014 at 09:39 PM UTC #

Guy in England creates giant "fart machine" to fire at France

beetsnotbeats

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 30, 2014 at 03:33 AM UTC #

Candlelight Red Confirm Departure of Frontman Ryan Hoke

But who cares. Here is what it looked like in fb (I don't follow it; a friend commented on it and it appeared in my feed):

This really made me think that Loudwire is yet another media parody.

jrpa

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 30, 2014 at 03:03 PM UTC #

Jetstar apologises after crew member advises passengers to flush their drugs

jrpa

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) July 30, 2014 at 03:13 PM UTC #

Boy suspended for chewing breakfast pastry into a gun shape will get hearing

Surprised we missed this considering its local.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 06, 2014 at 12:27 AM UTC #

http://gawker.com/suspected-juggalos-try-to-cut-off-mans-tattoo-then-set-1616612425

vansmack

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 11, 2014 at 01:38 AM UTC #

News Van Broken into while Crew is doing a story on an App that Identifies "Sketchy"  Neighborhoods

beetsnotbeats

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 11, 2014 at 09:38 PM UTC #

New SiriusXM Channel Will Play Pitbull Nonstop?

vansmack

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 11, 2014 at 09:59 PM UTC #

MDR-7506notBeats wrote:
New SiriusXM Channel Will Play Pitbull Nonstop?

I'm cancelling….

jrpa

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 18, 2014 at 01:29 PM UTC #

Facebook to roll out satire tags to protect people from The Onion articles.

betao

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 18, 2014 at 01:47 PM UTC #

"to protect people from The Onion"

;D

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 18, 2014 at 03:26 PM UTC #

vansmack wrote:
MDR-7506notBeats wrote:
New SiriusXM Channel Will Play Pitbull Nonstop?

I'm cancelling….

i give it, six months.

heather

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 22, 2014 at 12:16 PM UTC #

Montgomery landlord is accused of using a paid enforcer for evictions. Police say he paid $1,000 to a 220-pound tree-removal guy named Bunny to force the renters out.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/montgomery-landlord-allegedly-paid-enforcer-for-evictions/2014/08/21/0344f7e6-2939-11e4-958c-268a320a60ce_story.html

Sidehatch

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 22, 2014 at 05:21 PM UTC #

nice! I wonder if I can get Bunny's contact info, I've got some work for him

beetsnotbeats

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 24, 2014 at 04:27 PM UTC #

Suge Knight shot 6 times at Chris Brown?s pre-VMAs party in Los Angeles

The rap mogul was reportedly seriously injured and rushed to the hospital, where he is said to be recovering in ICU. Knight and two others were reportedly the victims of shots said to be aimed at Brown and possibly Justin Bieber. All the victims are expected to recover, the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department said in a statement.

kosmo

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 25, 2014 at 11:47 PM UTC #

That Jailed Scott Weiland Impersonator Had a Stone Temple Pilots Cover Band

http://www.spin.com/articles/scott-weiland-impersonator-stone-tempered-pilots-meth-jail/

It was funny when he was in jail four weeks claiming to be Scott Weiland and no one questioned it, this makes it even more orionesque.

DeathFromAbove1979

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 27, 2014 at 07:41 PM UTC #

Child firing Uzi at Arizona shooting range accidentally kills instructor, police say

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/26/us/arizona-girl-fatal-shooting-accident/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

beetsnotbeats

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux) August 27, 2014 at 07:54 PM UTC #

DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:
Child firing Uzi at Arizona shooting range accidentally kills instructor, police say

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/26/us/arizona-girl-fatal-shooting-accident/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Therefore, it's the little girl's fault.