When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

Louie "Terror Babies" Gohmert proposes banishing gays to an island to prove same-sex marriage is unnatural

Tea Partyer calls for island isolation study to see "what nature dictates should be a marriage"

And teh gayz said "Oh no…, not that…,"

^^haven't they been doing cruises like this for years?

Sidehatch wrote:
^^haven't they been doing cruises like this for years?

"Sorry, sir. They don't allow us to take pictures here."

Police search for aggresive turkey that's terrorizing University of Michigan's campus

(Not a euphemism for Dave Brandon, it's about an actual turkey.)

<a href="http://henney.com/weekend11/index2015acj.htm">DEWEY TO DISCUSS BAR VIOLENCE AT SPECIAL TOWN MEETING</a>

After two recent violent bar brawls at the North Beach/Ivy complex, Dewey Beach police received assistance this past week with additional state resources. State troopers along with Alcohol & Tobacco Enforcement agents were assigned to the town. Furthermore, the town also sought assistance from DelDOT to provide light trailers to help brighten the dimly lit streets.

This past Saturday, to encourage a more peaceful crowd, the deejay was going to play 1980&#039;s music. Police report no fights and no confrontations with the officers, both during the week and weekend.

Last summer, North Beach had trouble with the $1 drink specials on Tuesday nights which were followed by violence during closing time. The Saturday before last was the first time the violence spread to a weekend night, possibly because of a change of music.

^^^^^^^^^^ Jesus Christ hahahahaha

Were they playing Lighthouse and that's what got the kids so rowdy?
I know that would incite me to violent acts, already hit a few coworkers this morning

and 80's music, I assume it wasn't the CroMags, Suicidal Tendencies, COC and Black Flag to calm the crowd down

Male Michigan lawmaker (R) tries to distract attention from his affair with a female Michigan lawmaker (R) by leaking fake emails suggesting he hooked up with a male prositute.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/08/07/a-michigan-state-rep-reportedly-tried-to-fake-a-male-prostitution-scandal-to-hide-his-relationship-with-another-republican-state-rep/

jaded wrote:
Male Michigan lawmaker (R) tries to distract attention from his affair with a female Michigan lawmaker (R) by leaking fake emails suggesting he hooked up with a male prositute.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/08/07/a-michigan-state-rep-reportedly-tried-to-fake-a-male-prostitution-scandal-to-hide-his-relationship-with-another-republican-state-rep/

Reported on the Post's "Acts of Faith" blog. This should be a made-for-TV movie on Bravo.

….

Ed Sheeran, who quit school at 16 to concentrate on singing, is to be given an honorary degree for his "outstanding contribution to music".

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-suffolk-33864684

WTF website is that?

https://thenanfang.com/father-takes-baby-to-pee-into-dirty-dishes-at-restaurant/

killsaly wrote:
WTF website is that?

It appears to be some sort Chinese news source with a section dedicated to bizarre stories. I saw the article on voat.co.

Sidehatch wrote:
George Zimmerman, is reportedly teaming up with a Florida gun store owner who wants to make his shop a ?Muslim-free zone? to sell prints of the Confederate flag with the slogan ?the 2nd protects the first,?

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!

Man guarding ?Muslim-free? gun range bends over, drops weapon, accidentally shoots self

A man guarding a ?Muslim-free? gun range in Oktaha, Oklahoma accidentally shot himself while practicing poor gun safety etiquette, KOTV?s Richard Clarke reports.

The man, whose name was not released, belonged to a group that volunteered to stand guard outside of Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear after the store?s owner received death threats for installing a sign denying Muslims the right to patronize his establishment.

Muskogee County Sheriff Charles Pearson evinced no surprise about the accidental shooting, saying that he ?saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday. The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety. It?s like the Clampetts have come to town.?

(Continued...)

…and the real threat here is…

sweetcell wrote:
…and the real threat here is…

Do they still do the Darwin Awards? This guy needs submitted.

sweetcell wrote:
Man guarding ?Muslim-free? gun range bends over, drops weapon, accidentally shoots self

A man guarding a ?Muslim-free? gun range in Oktaha, Oklahoma accidentally shot himself while practicing poor gun safety etiquette, KOTV?s Richard Clarke reports.

The man, whose name was not released, belonged to a group that volunteered to stand guard outside of Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear after the store?s owner received death threats for installing a sign denying Muslims the right to patronize his establishment.

Muskogee County Sheriff Charles Pearson evinced no surprise about the accidental shooting, saying that he ?saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday. The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety. It?s like the Clampetts have come to town.?

(Continued...)

…and the real threat here is…

"Oh, yeah, I saw those guys being stupid with their weapons yesterday. I let them back in today, because, ya know, America. Muslims though. That's the real problem."