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We have a gym with showers at work, you do the math.

atomic wrote:

James wrote:
No I always remember to pee when I get up, and eat breakfast too.

I do almost never shower before coming to work. But it's all good. They stick me in a cube far away from anyone else.

atomic wrote:

James wrote:
Good thing you didn't forget to pee this morning.

atomic wrote:
I forgot to eat breakfast and now I am so hungry. 

Did that happen to you?  It would have been ok yesterday as I was the only one who bothered to come into the office. I could have peed at my desk.

That is pretty gross. 

That is not true, although I am a gentleman and put the seat down when I'm done peeing. I can't believe how many men don't do that.

I actually did date someone who insisted her ex-husband pee while seated. She never insisted on me doing that. In fact, I even insisted to her that she wasn't allowed to have her Labrador retriever in bed with us while we were fornicating.Needless to say, she's no longer with her ex-husband, or me. I heard she had a kid, likely she is a single mom.

hutch wrote:
James Fordish behavior is a guy who pees while sitting on the john cause his wife told him to do so…

when women start putting up the seat for men after they are done . . . i will return the favor.

James wrote:
We have a gym with showers at work, you do the math.

atomic wrote:

James wrote:
No I always remember to pee when I get up, and eat breakfast too.

I do almost never shower before coming to work. But it's all good. They stick me in a cube far away from anyone else.

atomic wrote:

James wrote:
Good thing you didn't forget to pee this morning.

atomic wrote:
I forgot to eat breakfast and now I am so hungry. 

Did that happen to you?  It would have been ok yesterday as I was the only one who bothered to come into the office. I could have peed at my desk.

That is pretty gross. 

So you are saying not only do you get paid for posting on this message board but you get paid to work out and take showers?  Or are you taking about how people force you into the shower because you smell?

James wrote:
That is not true, although I am a gentleman and put the seat down when I'm done peeing. I can't believe how many men don't do that.

I actually did date someone who insisted her ex-husband pee while seated. She never insisted on me doing that. In fact, I even insisted to her that she wasn't allowed to have her Labrador retriever in bed with us while we were fornicating.Needless to say, she's no longer with her ex-husband, or me. I heard she had a kid, likely she is a single mom.

hutch wrote:
James Fordish behavior is a guy who pees while sitting on the john cause his wife told him to do so…

oh .. when i say James Fordish I speak of the internet character!

what i find amazing is how many people don't wash their hands after holding their dicks in their hand while they pee… the place you always see this at is at concerts! now that is gross.

hutch wrote:
what i find amazing is how many people don't wash their hands after holding their dicks in their hand while they pee… the place you always see this at is at concerts! now that is gross.

someone posted on this board, a while ago, a good rant about how guys should wash their hands *before* they pee, not after.  you dick should be clean.  your hands are dirty.  so your dick isn't dirtying your hands (unless you don't know how to pee), your hands are dirtying your dick.  and then we expect our partners to fornicate with a dirty dick?

anybody remember making that rant?  i want to say it was Yada, but i'm likely wrong.

sweetcell wrote:

hutch wrote:
what i find amazing is how many people don't wash their hands after holding their dicks in their hand while they pee… the place you always see this at is at concerts! now that is gross.

someone posted on this board, a while ago, a good rant about how guys should wash their hands *before* they pee, not after.  you dick should be clean.  your hands are dirty.  so your dick isn't dirtying your hands (unless you don't know how to pee), your hands are dirtying your dick.  and then we expect our partners to fornicate with a dirty dick?

anybody remember making that rant?  i want to say it was Yada, but i'm likely wrong.

It was me. 

I've made that rant, though I can't say for sure it was on this board.

sweetcell wrote:

hutch wrote:
what i find amazing is how many people don't wash their hands after holding their dicks in their hand while they pee… the place you always see this at is at concerts! now that is gross.

someone posted on this board, a while ago, a good rant about how guys should wash their hands *before* they pee, not after.  you dick should be clean.  your hands are dirty.  so your dick isn't dirtying your hands (unless you don't know how to pee), your hands are dirtying your dick.  and then we expect our partners to fornicate with a dirty dick?

anybody remember making that rant?  i want to say it was Yada, but i'm likely wrong.

Wait, you are saying your employer doesn't have a gym you can work out in?  Why would you work there?

atomic wrote:

James wrote:
We have a gym with showers at work, you do the math.

atomic wrote:

James wrote:
No I always remember to pee when I get up, and eat breakfast too.

I do almost never shower before coming to work. But it's all good. They stick me in a cube far away from anyone else.

atomic wrote:

James wrote:
Good thing you didn't forget to pee this morning.

atomic wrote:
I forgot to eat breakfast and now I am so hungry. 

Did that happen to you?  It would have been ok yesterday as I was the only one who bothered to come into the office. I could have peed at my desk.

That is pretty gross. 

So you are saying not only do you get paid for posting on this message board but you get paid to work out and take showers?  Or are you taking about how people force you into the shower because you smell?

James wrote:
Wait, you are saying your employer doesn't have a gym you can work out in?  Why would you work there?

Why would you want to work out with people you work with?  That's what gym reimbursement is for.  I can deal with not having a gym.  Not having outdoor showers sucks.

Brian

I went to a Red Wings/Canes game down in Carolina and it was like 60% Wings fans and I'm getting done in the bathroom and washing my hands and this Wings fan goes from a urinal to the door without washing his hands and this old Canes fan, who had to be close to 70 and completely typified NC, calls out after him, "Excuuuuse me, Yankee, but here in the South, they teach us to wash our hands after we go."

Laughter ensues from several other people. As the Wings fan hits the door, he does a quarter turn, stops, and goes "In the North, they teach us not to piss on our self."

You know what really fucking suck?

Flushless urinals.

You know what's awesome?
Flushing options! 
Soft flush for pee, hard flush for….everything else!

I dream of an America where we only allow bidets.

As someone who has no time to work out before or after work, I'll take a non-free onsite gym over a gym reimbursement any day.[

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James wrote:
Wait, you are saying your employer doesn't have a gym you can work out in?  Why would you work there?

Why would you want to work out with people you work with?  That's what gym reimbursement is for.  I can deal with not having a gym.  Not having outdoor showers sucks.

Brian

James wrote:
As someone who has no time to work out before or after work, I'll take a non-free onsite gym over a gym reimbursement any day.[

quote author=Brian_Wallace link=topic=22880.msg374997#msg374997 date=1386787326]

James wrote:
Wait, you are saying your employer doesn't have a gym you can work out in?  Why would you work there?

Why would you want to work out with people you work with?  That's what gym reimbursement is for.  I can deal with not having a gym.  Not having outdoor showers sucks.

Brian

Doesn't anyone notice that you are at the gym when you are getting paid to work?  A former boss at my current company said he checked a workers time coming into the garage, his time leaving the garage and his time going into the gym and then is time coming back into the building and fired him because he only was working 7 hours a day but claiming to work 8.  We have a gym here but you have to pay for it and it is pretty pathetic.

Planet Fitness 10 bucks a month.

Work out at 6:45 am and it's like it never even happened.

I have a great gym at my office that is free, I use during my lunch hour, and then eat lunch at my desk.

Works for me!

Only when my boss is at the gym at the same time I am.

atomic wrote:


Doesn't anyone notice that you are at the gym when you are getting paid to work?  A former boss at my current company said he checked a workers time coming into the garage, his time leaving the garage and his time going into the gym and then is time coming back into the building and fired him because he only was working 7 hours a day but claiming to work 8.  We have a gym here but you have to pay for it and it is pretty pathetic.

That would be nice. But i'm on the 4:25 train every day and then have parent duty at least until my wife gets home at 7:45, and usually until my daughter goes to bed an hour later.

chaz wrote:
Planet Fitness 10 bucks a month.

Work out at 6:45 am and it's like it never even happened.