Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

Have a link to the survey?

Originally posted by sweetcell:
a while back i did this online survey wherein you were asked to rate ladies' attractiveness, and were given an assessment of your taste. this quiz had some amount of seriousness behind it, as there was a lot of stats involved and it was based on a big sample size. upon completion i was informed that i should be a casting agent, as my definition of female beauty appeals to a large percentage of the population (i.e. women that i find attractive are very likely to be considered attractive by the general population). my taste in women is even more mainstream than my taste in music :p

the following story bears this out, as i'm on record here stating that the aptly-named megan fox is the hottest thing that i've laid on eyes on since, oh, meeting my girfriend (hopefully that last bit will keep me out of the dog house).

FHM names world's sexiest woman

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) – Megan Fox is the sexiest woman in the world – at least according to FHM magazine.

The "Transformers" co-star tops FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll of FHM readers.

The 21-year-old model-actress beat out the likes of Angelina Jolie (No. 12), Rihanna (No. 14), Kim Kardashian (No. 17), Paris Hilton (No. 77) and last year's champion, Jessica Alba (No. 3).

Fox debuted on the annual list in 2006 at No. 68 and ranked at No. 65 in 2007. Joining her in the top 10 this year are – in descending order – Jessica Biel, Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Tricia Helfer, Blake Lively and Kate Beckinsale. Britney Spears came in at No. 100.

The women from MTV's "The Hills" duke it out on the list with Heidi Montag (No. 44) beating out Audrina Patridge (No. 80) and Lauren Conrad (No. 95).

Current "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Shannon Elizabeth (No. 46) returned to the ranking after being absent last year, joining professional dancers Cheryl Burke (No. 40) and Karina Smirnoff (No. 78).

FHM said nearly 9 million votes were cast for the 14th edition of the annual poll.

<img src="http://www.fhm.com/images/media/image/meganbig8.jpg" alt=" - " />

http://www.fhm.com/100sexiestwinner08/

smackie, apologies for invading your thread. seemed to be the most appropriate place to post this important information.

<img src="http://www.fhm.com/images/media/image/meganbig8.jpg" alt=" - " />

She's got a lot of bad tattoos. Like a big Latin one, trying to be the next Angelina Jolie. Yet, she WAS "Brianna Wallace"

So you're bragging now that you can "spot beauty?" Jesus. Between vansmack's Top Ten list of "Guys I want to have sex with" and Jule's general douchieness, I can't tell which male is more insecure and feels the need to puff themselves out the most. It's mind-boggling how self-satisfied yet insecure y'all are.

What humans perceive as beautiful is perfect averageness. Anyone who's studied Aesthetics (or math) knows that.

Brian

You sure do have a lot to say about things Jules and I discuss.

Me thinks you're developing a bit of a man crush. How cute.

Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
I can't tell which male is more insecure and feels the need to puff themselves out the most.

<img src="http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A6/64/A6640F-md.jpg" alt=" - " />

If they could only find 76 women hotter than Paris Hilton, they weren't looking very hard.

An Enduring Legacy

As we near the end of George W Bushâ??s presidency, we think it is important to select a fitting monument to this presidentâ??s work. On matters ranging from foreign relations to fiscal and environmental stewardship, no other president in American history has accomplished so much in such a short time.

To honor George W Bush for his eight years of honorable public service, the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is sponsoring a ballot initiative this November.

It readsâ?¦

Should The City And County of San Francsico Rename The Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W Bush Sewage Plant?


We believe this is an appropriate honor for a truly unique president. If you think so too, join this grassroots movement to rename this important and iconic landmark in his honor

where's the anicent gif? I heard about this weeks, maybe months ago. And i don't even live in SF!

Originally posted by vansmack:
An Enduring Legacy

As we near the end of George W Bushâ??s presidency, we think it is important to select a fitting monument to this presidentâ??s work. On matters ranging from foreign relations to fiscal and environmental stewardship, no other president in American history has accomplished so much in such a short time.

To honor George W Bush for his eight years of honorable public service, the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is sponsoring a ballot initiative this November.

It readsâ?¦

Should The City And County of San Francsico Rename The Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W Bush Sewage Plant?


We believe this is an appropriate honor for a truly unique president. If you think so too, join this grassroots movement to rename this important and iconic landmark in his honor

I feel terrible let down by this forum, not only does Hermione turn 18 but she flashed her hoohah and I have to find out about it on Best Week Ever.

Originally posted by vansmack:
Totally approved. Except for saying your girlfriend is hotter than Megan Fox.

well, the missus is damn pretty (still trying to figure out what the hell she's doing with me, waaaay outta my league). and i actually get to touch her - which is hotter in my books than admiring a jpeg. but i'll happily reinstate megan as soon as she lets me put my paws on her. if you could line that up for me, smacks, i'd be most grateful.

further fueling the myth: not only does ms. fox hit the weed, she's just a regular girl from tennessee:

<img src="http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/04/Megan%20t%20shirt.jpg" alt=" - " />

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Have a link to the survey?

can't seem to find it at the moment, might have it on my other machine.

I'm at the airport playing one of my favorite travel games: which fat person is going to sit next to me on the plane. The passengers on Virgin America flights not to LA or Vegas are not nearly as attractive, and I just have a sense that I'm not going to enjoy this flight.

Originally posted by vansmack:
I'm at the airport playing one of my favorite travel games: which fat person is going to sit next to me on the plane. The passengers on Virgin America flights not to LA or Vegas are not nearly as attractive, and I just have a sense that I'm not going to enjoy this flight.

Rhett, how did you get Smackie's password?

Originally posted by kosmo:
I feel terrible let down by this forum, not only does Hermione turn 18 but she flashed her hoohah and I have to find out about it on Best Week Ever.

Hannah Montana got caught kanoodling in a bra with her goofy looking boyfriend. Photos at 11. Consider yourself informed, fearless moderator!

well there racy then there's vanity fare racy… there is a "naked" picture of amy winehouse floating about on interweb somewhere, but quite frankly i'm to scared to search it out…

this artist rendition of the picture will suffice for now drawings r' us

speaking of radar magazine which is the source of the artist's rendition of ms. winehouse "naked"… I'm really enjoying this magazine as it reminds me of the old Spy magazine. anyways, for some reason i find in the most recent issue of Radar, the pictorial of the US Olympic Synchronized Swimming team in bathing costumes and heels cavorting in the water smoking hot. results among other males with a eye for the female form may vary…

an official preview of the team
<img src="http://www.usasynchro.org/athletes/National/2007/Gallery/Team_Poolside_4%20copy.jpg" alt=" - " />

and which one of these is not like the others

The US Junior National Team
<img src="http://www.usasynchro.org/athletes/athlete_pics/Jr_07/JrNationalTeam%20copy.jpg" alt=" - " />

Originally posted by kosmo:
well there racy then there's vanity fare racy… there is a "naked" picture of amy winehouse floating about on interweb somewhere, but quite frankly i'm to scared to search it out…

No, it's a great picture. It's very artistic and quite sexy. They must have airbrushed out the scabs and track marks. It's my screensaver, actually. She's not naked. Her guitar covers down south and she has the classic black tape over the nips. Sort of like Amy Smart in Crank 2…

Brian

P.S. I love Radar, too. So there. There's something I don't hate. Radar magazine.

Mentioning "sexy" and "Amy Winehouse naked" in the same post: Definitive proof that Brian is fucking crazy.

Originally posted by Brian Wallace:

Originally posted by kosmo:
there is a "naked" picture of amy winehouse floating about on interweb somewhere, but quite frankly i'm to scared to search it out…

No, it's a great picture. It's very artistic and quite sexy.

All he wanted was a pepsi.

Originally posted by nkotb:
Mentioning "sexy" and "Amy Winehouse naked" in the same post: Definitive proof that Brian is fucking crazy.

I now know The Director without his shades on.

Originally posted by vansmack:
I now know The Director without his shades on.

thanks for letting us know you were in town… i got a flurry of drunk text messages last night, by all accounts you guys had a rip'roaring time.

Originally posted by sweetcell:
thanks for letting us know you were in town… i got a flurry of drunk text messages last night, by all accounts you guys had a rip'roaring time.

Yeah, I kind of fucked that up. I wasn't planning on having much spare time for this trip and couldn't convince Smackette to travel out for an extended weekend. She's been out of the country for a month and really wanted us to be home for a weekend. Hard to argue with that.

But after 36 hours in Virginia I HAD to get into the city and The Director was available for what turned out to be a 7 hour lunch. In my defense, I pulled him out of the club but he "mysteriously" left his bag there and had to go back after I got in my cab to the airport. Hmmm…

Where I really blew it was not doing a Tokyo Police Club roll call. I sent a few PMs and didn't get much interest. I obviously asked the wrong people.

Smackie owes you all his presence at a Forum gathering.