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On the Eve of the new Season...

lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 11, 2011 at 03:45 PM UTC #
Which one?

Man Utd or Can't believe it's not butter?
godsshoeshine
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 11, 2011 at 03:48 PM UTC #
the one that shops at bebe
lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 11, 2011 at 03:58 PM UTC #
Ah, the one that drives an ASTON and just bought a new VILLA??

:P
vansmack
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 11, 2011 at 06:50 PM UTC #
Kroenke just finished his purchase of Arsenal.  Utd, Villa, Fulham, Liverpool and now Arsenal.
godsshoeshine
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 11, 2011 at 06:59 PM UTC #
USA USA USA
lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 11, 2011 at 07:22 PM UTC #
I see cheerleaders on the sidelines and "this portion of the game brought to you by Charmin, the official toilet paper of the EPL" in our future if this bollocks carries on.

Not to mention 'time outs' and 'quarters' instead of halves.
godsshoeshine
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 11, 2011 at 08:05 PM UTC #
newcastle has been linked with vince mcmahon in the past. spurs with dan snyder
lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 11, 2011 at 09:08 PM UTC #
3-0!!!! And Tevez injured…is it bad? (God I hope so - but only for football reasons)
lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 12, 2011 at 03:41 PM UTC #
I call BULLSHIT on the Tevez 'injury'. He'll be playing on Saturday.
vansmack
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 12, 2011 at 08:46 PM UTC #
Park with the left? Just ridiculous….
lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 12, 2011 at 08:55 PM UTC #
In the interest of good sportsmanship and the 'respect' program, may I just say….


SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE TERRY….I HOPE YOUR TAMPON DOESN'T SLIP OUT IN THE LOCKER ROOM….FUCK YOU AND YOUR FELLOW STAMFORD BRIDGE PRICKS….FULHAM MAY HAVE PAID A LOT FOR MICHAEL JACKSONS STATUE BUT THE RUSSIAN IDIOT PAID 50MILLION QUID FOR HIS!!!!!!!


good game…good game….
vansmack
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 12, 2011 at 09:22 PM UTC #
I may or may not have overheard the following chant after Terry's yellow card:

Could have won the cup
But he fucked it up
Viva John Terry

And my favorite text sent to me during the match:

"don't want to be unsportsmanlike but i hope drogba's malaria flares up"
lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 12, 2011 at 09:33 PM UTC #
My favorite quote from the BBC

United's midfield tighter than a fat mans hatband
vansmack
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 14, 2011 at 06:33 PM UTC #
Frank wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/13044404.stm

Evidently manc is completely full of shit! (shocker right???)


Had he limped off when the game was out of reach, I would have agreed that it was gamesmanship.

But he grabbed his hammy in the first 20 minutes, when the score was nil-nil, and then came off down only one goal very early on.  I was pretty sure it was legit.
godsshoeshine
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 15, 2011 at 01:23 PM UTC #
couldnt you guys have got knocked out of the fa cup so we could have a match this weekend? some nerve

lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 15, 2011 at 03:22 PM UTC #
godsshoeshine wrote:
couldnt you guys have got knocked out of the fa cup so we could have a match this weekend? some nerve




Maybe if you lot weren't knocked out we'd be playing you tomorrow!
godsshoeshine
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 15, 2011 at 03:51 PM UTC #
newcastle still in a cup after january? now i know youre joking
lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 15, 2011 at 04:21 PM UTC #
godsshoeshine wrote:
newcastle still in a cup after january? now i know youre joking


man Shitty in one so miracles do happen…..
lwoxley
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Re: On the Eve of the new Season... April 18, 2011 at 01:35 PM UTC #
Have to be honest….I'm not really all that bothered about the FA cup for some reason. But I have ordered my Stoke City jersey though!!!  ;D

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