Post Show Banter >>>>

Well that explains everything. Kids were lined up well before noon. When I ran by around 6:30 the line was halfway around the block.

I asked the bartender, "what's in the Windup Punch."

I couldn't hear her reply except th part where she said it would taste like kool aid.  That sounded good. So I started to drink.

The first band was Big Mouth.  Nothing to report minus that they are taking a break for a visibly pregnant member to have a baby, cute girls like their band, and my buddy Mac joined them for their last song and did a great job singing.

Two drinks down.  Peach Kelli Pop is about to play.  I run out to my car to get something and as I shut the locked door, I realize something - my keys are for some reason in the ignition.  Fuck.

I search for locksmith and call them up.  25 minutes he says.  So I run inside, Down some punch, watch Peach Kelli Pop for a bit and then wait for the guy.

While waiting two drug deals went down including one I was walking by where the dealer tells the junkie to walk over there, I turn to look at him and he says to me, "Naw you are good."  This is happening as I talk to the locksmith.  As soon as he crosses the street, we are accosted by a homeless man talking about his kid and us buying Bluetooth speakers off of him.  I could tell he was weirding out the locksmith but thankfully he bounced.   $75 later, and I had my keys.  By this point PKP were done and I missed half their set.

I go back in, and it is punch time.  Two more of these to calm my nerves. I feel moist due to The insane rain that won't stop.

Ayo Nako is on.  They are fine but I am just gonna sit here until they finish, and then will get up front for the guitar heroics of Screaming Females.

Oh fuck.
Someone has BO.

Time to move.

You went out to the car to "get something."
Your keys mysteriously ended up in the ignition.
You forgot to retrieve rhem.
What a mystery! Three mysteries, in fact.

or

You went out to get stoned. You put the keys in the ignition so you could crack your windows. You then forgot to retrieve your keys because you were baked. Case closed, release the dancing lobsters.

Relaxer wrote: release the dancing lobsters.

please, they hate to be in cages

I had no ideas lobsters could dance

I actually went to my car to get flyers to leave at a coffee shop, if you really want to know what I was doing. 

And like I said, I was drinking.

^Damn I had money riding on a "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!" response….

Nope.  The only reason I left out what I was getting was because it didn't seem important.

killsaly wrote:
was because it didn't seem important.

everything is important…like a David Lynch movie

Maybe. But not so much when I'm typing out a long post on my iPhone.

well thank you.. i like your during show banter…

although…you can refrain from telling us about the smell of the participants
everything else is thumbs up

you boardies like to drink and drive… or drink and leave your car over night.

Relaxer, you find your buick?

I do not think having 3 drinks in a 3.5 hour period is enough for me to get lectured about driving drunk.  I apologize if my post from last night made it seem like I was drinking more than I was. 

The LAST time I was drunk was LAST summer, on my fiancee's dad's boat.  I drank 3/4s of a fifth of expensive rum.  I did not drive home. 

But thank you for your concern.  I tend to not drink at all. 

^riveting Killsally as always…

I must admit I had trouble motivating to go to Graham Parker's solo show at Jammin Java  but am glad I did….very enjoyable.. partly because i had a great "seat" about 10 feet from him… Sunday night shows are tough…

Let me say I don't know that I have ever been to a show where the average age was as high…..sitting in my car right before the show started pounding back a few beers watching people literally hobble in I was a bit embarassed and thought of making a bolt for it…

It was Parker a guitar and a harmonica….also a kazoo for two songs.. He played quite a few songs from Heat Treatment…There was even a song about Arlington..

I was under the false impression he no longer signed records but he signed and took pictures with people after the show….

I usually dislike solo acoustic shows and probably would have preferred to see him with the Rumour but this one was fun…The guy is stlll in fighting form…unfortunately I can't say the same for myself as I woke up at 3:55 am with a pounding headache…

killsaly wrote:
I do not think having 3 drinks in a 3.5 hour period is enough for me to get lectured about driving drunk.  I apologize if my post from last night made it seem like I was drinking more than I was. 

The LAST time I was drunk was LAST summer, on my fiancee's dad's boat.  I drank 3/4s of a fifth of expensive rum.  I did not drive home. 

But thank you for your concern.  I tend to not drink at all. 

my apologies for riling you up about your risky behavior.

killsaly wrote:
I do not think having 3 drinks in a 3.5 hour period is enough for me to get lectured about driving drunk.  I apologize if my post from last night made it seem like I was drinking more than I was. 

The LAST time I was drunk was LAST summer, on my fiancee's dad's boat.  I drank 3/4s of a fifth of expensive rum.  I did not drive home. 

But thank you for your concern.  I tend to not drink at all. 

Do you ever get concerned that your punk rock friends are going to think you're some kind of a yuppie, always riding around drunk like that on a boat?