Just Announced Commentary - 2011 Edition

atomicfront wrote:
walkonby wrote:
people still use ipods?


I had one of those nanos but it keep getting put in the wash and it eventually stopped working.  a perfect instance of making something too small to be useful.


You mean it worked after the 1st round? Amazing! The Timex of MP3 players.
Jaguar wrote:
atomicfront wrote:
walkonby wrote:
people still use ipods?


I had one of those nanos but it keep getting put in the wash and it eventually stopped working.  a perfect instance of making something too small to be useful.


You mean it worked after the 1st round? Amazing! The Timex of MP3 players.


yeah it worked the first two times.  actually it still works in that I can sync up with my computer but the screen no longer works so that means i can't use it to play music. 
Vas wrote:
someone will get pissed…

BORIS

Night 1: All Time Classics - A night of songs spanning Boris' entire career including some songs they have never played live in the US!
Night 2: Flood - A performance of the cult classic album "Flood"

05/01 Washington DC @ Rock and Roll Hotel
05/02 Washington DC @ Rock and Roll Hotel


good couple of rock shows in a short period… goat, boris, and the men. 
Her full name is Zooey Claire Deschanel, and she was born on January 17th, 1980 in Los Angeles, California. She starred in several movies, such as "500 Days of Summer," "Yes Man," and "Elf." She is a semi-decent, but mainly overrated actress who likes to think of herself as some type of hipster.
Best known for her mediocre acting ability, 1960s haircut, large nose, rather nonexistant chest and booty, tree trunk legs, and nasally voice.
A: "Who is hotter, Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel?"
B: "Katy Perry all the way! Zooey doesn't have much of a body and she's kind of annoying! Katy on the other hand is very attractive and can sing well!"

A: "Who's this Zooey Deschanel chick?"
B: "She's kind of a less-hot, Birkenstock wearing version of Katy Perry."
A: "Oh."
Jaguar wrote:
You mean it worked after the 1st round? Amazing! The Timex of MP3 players.


My ipod has gone through the wash probably a half dozen times. Still works like a charm. The ear buds never survive though. Pussies.
Katy Perry is not much of a singer.
I find Kat Dennings quite attractive but not enough to watch "Two Broke Girls".  On the other hand "The New Girl" is quite entertaining.  As for Katy Perry she doesn't really stand out to me in appearance.  But to each his own.
James wrote:



Is the one on the left a guy?
James wrote:



Is that Kathy Griffin with a black wig?
grateful wrote:
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anyone got a cigarette
Movement festival in Detroit - May 25-27

Old guy alert, other than the obvious are there any notables on this list?  This is also the first phase of the line-up announcement

? A Tribe Called Red
? Amtrac
? Andy C
? Art Department
? Ben Klock b2b Marcel Dettmann
? Big Gigantic
? Brendon Moeller aka Ecologist
? Carl Craig
? Dave Clarke
? Dennis Ferrer
? Derrick May & Kevin Saunderson
? Drumcell
? DVS1
? George Fitzgerald
? Hatcha
? J.Phlip
? John Digweed
? Luke Slater / P.A.S. Live
? Maetrik
? Mala
? Mike Parker
? Nicole Moudaber
? Noisia
? Onra
? Paco Osuna
? Richie Hawtin
? Rrose
? Ryan Elliott
? Silent Servant
? Slam
? Steve Rachmad
? SuperVision
? Tensnake
? Terrence Parker
? The Bug
? The M Machine
? Tommy Four Seven
? Truncate
Siri, is that rain?
nevermind i forgot that movement is not in cards this year…  "despite" the rave bunnies ;) it's was a good festival when i went several years ago.  and i doubt you'll hear any brostep there…
showlistdc wrote:
Siri, is that rain?


this isn't Facebook we argue about everything but the weather here.
kosmo wrote:
showlistdc wrote:
Siri, is that rain?


this isn't Facebook we argue about everything but the weather here.


Oh, give us time. We'll all be arguing about the fucking weather soon enough!
azaghal1981 wrote:
Katy Perry is not much of a singer.



Neither is Zooey…
atomicfront wrote:
MonkeyPants wrote:
kosmo wrote:
totally agree with Hutch on this… But you can't keep the Bros and Soccer Moms from hearing that hit live.  It's gonna be a great show where 2k "die-fans" will have to put with a whole bunch more "fans" yacking away waiting for the hit, and leaving once it's over.  And the Gotye must be a masterpiece as well..

personally i'm waiting for Dry The River  to return with their no-hits selfs and listen to a real masterpiece live for the first time. They have played twice at the Black Cat Backstage, once at Iota.  Waiting for DC date for Milo Greene as well…


Personally I think this new paradigm where bands explode on the internet and go from playing coffeehouses to arenas in a few weeks is very problematic.. there is no way these bands are going to be able to put on anything remotely resembling a decent performance without having actually put  in the sweat and developed their performance and a stage act… People like James Brown or Mick Jagger worked for years to become quality performers. A guy like Elvis developed his stage show over a substantial period at the hayrides etc.. The most disturbing thing is the crowd probably won't even care as live performance sort of went out the window in the 1990s with the "you got to look like you're not trying to entertain people" approach

its a shame that bands no longer really have to earn it the hard way… I remember when bands would play the black cat a few times, graduate to the 930, play that a few times and maybe the lucky ones go up from there… nowadays these fly by night one hit on spotify (whatever that means) acts skip all the paying their dues/learning the ropes… but hey good luck to them and their fans.."



I agree with Kosmo and Hutch…I just don't understand how a band with a single album gets booked at a place with more than 2K seats as anything other than an opening act. Now I'm not talking about pop sensations that are just commodities with huge, lip-synched stage shows. Let the kids go to that circus. It's not a real live show, anyway. But with supposedly legitimate artists, I don't think it serves the artist or the audience to have a band with about an hour's worth of material headline a huge venue like MPP. I like The Lumineers, but I thought their appearance on SNL demonstrated how they get swallowed up on a stage bigger than Iota's. We no longer give artists time to cut their teeth and learn how to fill a room with their sound, command an audience for more than the hit song, and get them interested in something more. Artists would be well-served by the experience. Yes, the Lumineers have been playing for more than a few months, but they still don't have more than about an hour's worth of material. I wish we'd let artists grow into a venue like MPP instead of getting as much cash out of their fans as possible based on one hit song.


i have seen artists with one album put on amazing shows.  For example CSS, Santigold, Of Monsters and Men, Keane.  With great stage presence.  Crowd singing along to every song.  I don't think there are many artists with no matter how much experience that can put on better shows than them.  You either have it or you don't.  You have bands that still just stand in one place and mutter an occasional thank you to the crowd after playing together for 30 years. 

People want to see a band you put them in a large venue.  Otherwise everyone is just going to take advantage of the situation and tickets become only available at unreasonable prices.  If artists only have an hour worth of material it just means there will be more openers. 

And it is more than one hit song.  Every song on their album is fantastic.  You act like their fans have only heard one song from them.  They have sold over 800,000 copies of their album.   I would think most people listen to more than one song on an album when they buy it. 

My Morning Jacket has had zero hits and they headlined MPP many a time. 

And at least with a band with one incredible album you don't have to here their crappy new songs that no one likes. 


Don't get me wrong, I've seen artists with one album put on great shows, BUT not at giant venues (This applies to virtually all of the artists you list. Of Monsters and Men's last show was poorly paced, IMHO). Having been to many a sold out show in DC, I can say that most neophytes of the "Next Big Thing" spend the majority of their time at the shows talking or texting or anything but listening until the big song is played (whether it is officially a "hit" or not), and then they stream out of the venue once that song is played. Yes, these people will pay money to go to the show, and the poor artists have to cope with their shitty audience behavior. As for paying their bills, these artists are lucky to recoup their advances and lucky if they don't go bankrupt. It's not that I would begrudge them a larger audience, more album or single sales, or more ticket or merch sales. It's just that, I don't think it serves them or their fans in the end. Yes, I am an idealist. And as an idealist, I can complain all I want about it.
Love the Unknown Mortal Orchestra/Foxygen lineup, but I will never go to rnrh EVER AGAIN.  Why can't this be someplace ELSE.

Here's hoping for an ottobar date.