random . . . randomness

Anything fun going on tomorrow night? Having friendsgiving and we want to hit the streets for some Thanksgiving funnnnn

I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

although Bernie kept complaining that they didn't have a Ruben on the menu

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 wrote:
I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

Carlos wrote:

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 wrote:
I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

I'd like you say that directly to Killer Mike's face
That I'd pay to see

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 wrote:

Carlos wrote:

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 wrote:
I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

I'd like you say that directly to Killer Mike's face
That I'd pay to see

Will he be at GwarBQ 2016? Is he willing to be interviewed?

Fat shaming Dear Abby vs Fat shaming cat: who did it better?

Carlos wrote:

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 wrote:

Carlos wrote:

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 wrote:
I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

I'd like you say that directly to Killer Mike's face
That I'd pay to see

Will he be at GwarBQ 2016? Is he willing to be interviewed?

I'll have his people talk to your people
(didn't you say your people have a phone system that automatically rejects phone calls from individuals with a BMI over 27?)

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 wrote:
(didn't you say your people have a phone system that automatically rejects phone calls from individuals with a BMI over 27?)

It's 25 and I assume he has an actual human being somewhere in his employ.

Speaking of BMI, I had a really good idea for a new gadget that Apple should make.

The iBM. After a steamy grunt session on your throne, simply point the iBM at your leavings and be provided with a full breakdown of which meal has now passed on to the other side. Stuck in a quandary over whether this latest bio-pile is your lunchtime BLT or mid-afternoon danish break? Let the iBM solve this poopescent problem. No longer must you suffer thoughtless, anonymous flushes, never knowing the true nature of your excrement. The iBM puts the power – and presence – of your crap where it belongs: in your hands.

Plus the name is quite easy to remember.

Relaxer wrote:
Speaking of BMI,

Most deceptive lead ever.

Carlos wrote:
[I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

i'm positive that thanks to your hate, that person immediately put down his fork and headed for the treadmill.  congratulations, fat-fighter, you have totally made a difference in the war against obesity!!!

sweetcell wrote:

Carlos wrote:
[I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

i'm positive that thanks to your hate, that person immediately put down his fork and headed for the treadmill.  congratulations, fat-fighter, you have totally made a difference in the war against obesity!!!

You don't think feeling bad about yourself and what you're doing doesn't serve as a motivator? Do you bring scotch to an intervention?

Relaxer wrote:
iBM?

an idea whose genesis is a pile of poo

I actually think you are on to something here…just don't think you could get good details from a photo
I think the device would have to actually be in your toilet bowl and it could bluetooth connect to your iwatch to feed the data to your iPhone and then upload to the icloud where it could be 'anal'ized by the iturd server farm

Carlos wrote:

sweetcell wrote:

Carlos wrote:
[I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

i'm positive that thanks to your hate, that person immediately put down his fork and headed for the treadmill.  congratulations, fat-fighter, you have totally made a difference in the war against obesity!!!

You don't think feeling bad about yourself and what you're doing doesn't serve as a motivator? Do you bring scotch to an intervention?

So you're helping the obese feel badly about themselves by shaming them, thus adding to their motivation to lose weight?

Carlos wrote:
You don't think feeling bad about yourself and what you're doing doesn't serve as a motivator?

possibly, and we can argue about different sources of motivation… however, the hate that you posted here won't motivate this person, since he will never read it.  so instead i must assume that the "strategy" here is to spread the hate far and wide, in hopes that someone makes a change?  really?

Carlos wrote:
Do you bring scotch to an intervention?

at no point did i suggest providing this person with additional food.

I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

although Bernie kept complaining that they didn't have a Ruben on the menu

Is that former American Idol Ruben Studdard dining with the old grump?

jaded wrote:

Carlos wrote:

sweetcell wrote:

Carlos wrote:
[I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

i'm positive that thanks to your hate, that person immediately put down his fork and headed for the treadmill.  congratulations, fat-fighter, you have totally made a difference in the war against obesity!!!

You don't think feeling bad about yourself and what you're doing doesn't serve as a motivator? Do you bring scotch to an intervention?

So you're helping the obese feel badly about themselves by shaming them, thus adding to their motivation to lose weight?

Of course!

Space wrote:

I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

although Bernie kept complaining that they didn't have a Ruben on the menu

Is that former American Idol Ruben Studdard dining with the old grump?

Learn to read: he said very clearly in the caption there was no Ruben on the proverbial menu.

sweetcell wrote:
however, the hate that you posted here won't motivate this person, since he will never read it.

I believe, if you'll look back at the last 10-15 posts, Sidehatch is trying to arrange me to be in the same room so I can tell him.

Carlos wrote:

sweetcell wrote:
however, the hate that you posted here won't motivate this person, since he will never read it.

I believe, if you'll look back at the last 10-15 posts, Sidehatch is trying to arrange me to be in the same room so I can tell him.

I'm not really tryin'
I'm internet trying