vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 21, 2015 at 07:50 PM UTC
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ggw wrote:
Space wrote:
…the guy on the next street my wife holds up as the model husband that other men should emulate…
That's just her way of saying she'd really like to hump him.
And given his morals, may already be….
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 21, 2015 at 08:31 PM UTC
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Extortion or just the new Nigerian Scam?
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kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 21, 2015 at 10:24 PM UTC
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a truly random thing happened while we were out of town… came home to find this "awesome" Chris Cornell green vinyl 7" single laying on the floor of locked garage… head scratching ensued as it couldn't have been slid under the door, etc… turns out a neighbor had put the single there when the car was packed up and Kosmette hadn't noticed it at the time
killsaly
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 23, 2015 at 03:54 PM UTC
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/ is the new .
But keep using .
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5756
Re: random . . . randomness
August 23, 2015 at 08:27 PM UTC
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Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 24, 2015 at 01:59 AM UTC
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Deez Nuts …Australian hardcore punk band from Melbourne get's a big bump in publicity
Melbourne Band Deez Nuts Caught In The Middle Of Joke Gone Viral
jrpa
Joined: September 03, 2013 at 03:15 PM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 24, 2015 at 12:51 PM UTC
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kosmo wrote:
a truly random thing happened while we were out of town… came home to find this "awesome" Chris Cornell green vinyl 7" single laying on the floor of locked garage… head scratching ensued as it couldn't have been slid under the door, etc… turns out a neighbor had put the single there when the car was packed up and Kosmette hadn't noticed it at the time
If you don't want this, one of my best friends is a Cornell fanboy of the highest order and would take it off your hands gladly.
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 24, 2015 at 01:01 PM UTC
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.۔﹒．｡·˙ׁׂ̣̇ׄ․‥⃛⃜⊙⊡⋅〮〯・︰･◌◬
jrpa
Joined: September 03, 2013 at 03:15 PM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 26, 2015 at 08:03 PM UTC
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killsaly wrote:
http://www.citypaper.com/blogs/the-news-hole/bcpnews-city-should-ease-up-on-horseback-riding-20150826-htmlstory.html
Less dirt bikes, more horses please.
The line "But doesn't the city realize horseback riding is the very solution they need to their dirt-bike problem? Bring on more horses!" pretty much qualifies this for the When Reality Reflects The Onion thread alone.
killsaly
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 26, 2015 at 08:06 PM UTC
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I was going to post it there, but I did not feel like the headline was Onion worthy.
City should ease up on horseback riding
OK, maybe ;D
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 26, 2015 at 08:42 PM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
killsaly wrote:
http://www.citypaper.com/blogs/the-news-hole/bcpnews-city-should-ease-up-on-horseback-riding-20150826-htmlstory.html
Less dirt bikes, more horses please.
The line "But doesn't the city realize horseback riding is the very solution they need to their dirt-bike problem? Bring on more horses!" pretty much qualifies this for the When Reality Reflects The Onion thread alone.
I thought the article would be a White People's Problem
in excelsis but it reads more like a snarky modest proposal.
walk,on,by
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 27, 2015 at 02:46 PM UTC
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^ saw that yesterday. love it.
killsaly
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 27, 2015 at 04:23 PM UTC
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I think I might pick one at at the Annapolis show. :o :o :o
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
August 27, 2015 at 06:03 PM UTC
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so next boardie ironic coverage event
Nick Jonas : Live In Concert - as reported by….theREALhunter or Gaaaaah or GGW?
can't pick Julian or relaxer as they were already planning to attend
