random . . . randomness

Man, I feel like I made it in life, now that I’m Arlnow famous
Can’t find the headline but there is a story floating around this week about an American hurdler whose junk fell out of his shorts mid race due to “equipment failure”

kosmo wrote:
Can’t find the headline but there is a story floating around this week about an American hurdler whose junk fell out of his shorts mid race due to “equipment failure”


What was wrong with “wardrobe malfunction”? Why do we have to reeuphemize this?
Cockeysville home that was the scene of two notorious crimes is for sale

T. S. Garp: We'll take the house. Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It's been pre-disastered. We're going to be safe here.
the other day while putting a circular in the recycle bin i misread "Get A Happy Gilmore Cup for a dollar extra" as "Get a Happy Gilmore for a dollar extra"  and wondered what a  Happy Gilmore was.. yes i'm old and easily confused
why does the cap A make all the dif?
vinly-Hatch wrote:
why does the cap A make all the dif?


kosmo wrote:
the other day while putting a circular in the recycle bin i misread "Get A Happy Gilmore Cup for a dollar extra" as "Get a Happy Gilmore for a dollar extra"  and wondered what a  Happy Gilmore was.. yes i'm old and easily confused
I’ve had a Happy Gilmore once and it definitely lived up to the name but I don’t usually discuss such things on here. That’s really Relaxer’s schtick.
The male #1 tennis player and the female #1 tennis player in the world were both born on Cinco de Mayo.
It would be way cooler if the #5 male and female tennis players were born on Cinco de Mayo.

Space wrote:
The male #1 tennis player and the female #1 tennis player in the world were both born on Cinco de Mayo.
Space wrote:
The male #1 tennis player and the female #1 tennis player in the world were both born on Cinco de Mayo.
Why didn’t you reveal this a month ago which seems kinda the ideal time for one to rawdog their partner if they want to breed tennis greatness? That’s what I’m taking away from this.
all this talk about the good old days in DC

TIL there was a canal in the center Washington DC, going right down constitution
but then the AI of it's day (rail) came along and investors and cites lost millions (billions in todays $)




circa 1852
Notice Smithsonian castle is there

also the Arrow in the lower right
is Mary Ann Hall's brothel
and this image is made from a view of the roof of the Capitol…you do the math
Julian, wrote:
Space wrote:
The male #1 tennis player and the female #1 tennis player in the world were both born on Cinco de Mayo.
Why didn’t you reveal this a month ago which seems kinda the ideal time for one to rawdog their partner if they want to breed tennis greatness? That’s what I’m taking away from this.


Alcarez wasn't #1 two months ago.
Was looking forward to the Tim Robinson film Friendship

Meh, few funny moments
But overall a clunker
His comedy does well in a short format

But I did hear that he has a HBO series coming out October called The Chair Company
SeriousSideFX wrote:
Was looking forward to the Tim Robinson film Friendship

Meh, few funny moments
But overall a clunker
His comedy does well in a short format

But I did hear that he has a HBO series coming out October called The Chair Company


Wrong thread?

87/73 on Rotten Tomatoes
72 on Metacritic

It's in my queue, though I havne't liked much of his other stuff other than a few funny moments.
welp, since I didn't like the movie, I didn't want to put it in the movies thread
but possibly could have gone in the tv thread as I'm sure Jules would consider anything TR does as prestige TV
SeriousSideFX wrote:
welp, since I didn't like the movie, I didn't want to put it in the movies thread
but possibly could have gone in the tv thread as I'm sure Jules would consider anything TR does as prestige TV
Hes done two things on TV which are both highly universally acclaimed and covered by serious critics and which are commonly mentioned in the coastal elite meme universe. So yes, I suppose you’re right that I do think everything he’s done — again, all two things — were prestige tv. 
I liked Detroiters and about half the skits on the skit show. I couldn't get through the movie though. Maybe I'll try to finish it another day but I think I laughed one time during the 1/2 I saw.