random . . . randomness

excontradiction wrote:
hutch wrote:
If you don’t wash your hands after going to the bathroom I don’t know what to tell you…so gross

Makes one want to stop shaking hands


You guys.

The best way to prevent the spread of disease - to yourself and others - is to wash your hands frequently.

Chipotle doesn't expose you to germs, generally speaking. But since you're in Chipotle already, and since you're there 3-6 times per day, it turns out to be a convenient time to wash your hands.

If you otherwise wash your hands separate from when you eat Chipotle, fine. But I'm guessing that if you refuse to wash your hands at Chipotle, you're probably not gonna do it any other time either.

And you're a disease vector.

Can you please just wash your hands?
FTFY
excontradiction wrote:
awww, did you forget I switched to sweetgreen?
excontradiction wrote:
excontradiction wrote:
awww, did you forget I switched to sweetgreen?

In my heart, you're still Chipotle to me.
^funny as Facebook has told me like 30 times today
Defamatory wrote:
^funny as Facebook has told me like 30 times today

really?  i heard through someone else… FB clearly thought this was more relevant to your lifestyle  ;D
sweetcell wrote:
Defamatory wrote:
^funny as Facebook has told me like 30 times today

really?  i heard through someone else… FB clearly thought this was more relevant to your lifestyle  ;D

I like to drink…but almost never get a margarita
sweetcell wrote:
really?  i heard through someone else… FB clearly thought this was more relevant to your lifestyle  ;D


Funny, because I learned about it from your wife's FB feed….
i assure you it's ENTIRELY relevant to her lifestyle.
sweetcell wrote:
i assure you it's ENTIRELY relevant to her lifestyle.


Well, I have always liked your wife more than you…
vansmack wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
i assure you it's ENTIRELY relevant to her lifestyle.


Well, I have always liked your wife more than you…


same.
Classic


you guys keep using the word lifestyle and talking about each others wives…hmmm
Defamatory wrote:
you guys keep using the word lifestyle and talking about each others wives…hmmm
I’ve been trying to figure out which one is Peterson and which one is Kekich as long as I’ve known them.
so . . . how long does food stay good in a refrigerator during a power outage?  power went out at 430 pm at the house, and back on at 330 am.  never opened it once.  and due to the amount of rain we've had out here, the ground was saturated, meaning my large sump pump chamber was filling up quick.  Luckily I caught it in time, before a flooded basement occurred, but I literally had to manually haul water with a bucket from the sump pump to the back yard, from 8 pm to 330 am.  Then my light died on me as I was trying to move a workbench, that shattered my chalet basement window in the process.  The big one, not the two smaller ones . . .  but the big one.

fuck me. 

no really, fuck me; I need it.
heya walkies - if you kept your fridge closed for those 11 hours, everything inside should be just fine.  ok, maybe something that was on the edge of going bad did so quicker, but 99% of your food should be fine.

now i'm not squeamish about these things, but if you're more on the paranoid side, the kind of guy who throws out milk on the expiry date regardless of how is smells or tastes, then you might want to be "safe" (very large air-quotes there) and toss stuff.  i certainly wouldn't.

i can't help you with the fucking, for several reasons, but i can suggest a few good websites…
sweetcell wrote:
i can't help you with the fucking, for several reasons, but i can suggest a few good websites…

I'm not so sure about that….
sweetcell wrote:
vansmack wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
i assure you it's ENTIRELY relevant to her lifestyle.
Well, I have always liked your wife more than you…
same.
Defamatory wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
i can't help you with the fucking, for several reasons, but i can suggest a few good websites…

I'm not so sure about that….


Exactly! I'm no medical expert about the proper temperature at which you should throw away food, but when it comes to fucking take a #
Defamatory wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
i can't help you with the fucking, for several reasons, but i can suggest a few good websites…

I'm not so sure about that….

you clearly have never seen my bookmarks or my browser history.  dude.