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Space Freely
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Re: random . . . randomness February 13, 2020 at 08:14 PM UTC #
Will someone please tell my wife to stop sending emails to me when I'm teleworking telling me the house better be tidy?

Do any of you clean the house instead of working when you're on the clock on a telework day?
challenged
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Re: random . . . randomness February 13, 2020 at 09:48 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
Space wrote:
challanged wrote:
Dishwashing, Gayness, Marriage and Sex.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/13/opinion/sunday/marriage-housework-gender-happiness.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage 


So is the short version of this simply that most straight men suck?

actually, straight men don't suck… ;D


You see, "suck," is actually short/slang for suck penis, or "fellatio," Space. So saying something or someone sucks … oh nevermind.

The point is do your share and don't consider any housework to be "beneath" you.
hutch
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Re: random . . . randomness February 13, 2020 at 09:50 PM UTC #
The dude is working from home


jrpa
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Re: random . . . randomness February 13, 2020 at 10:40 PM UTC #
challanged wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
Space wrote:
challanged wrote:
Dishwashing, Gayness, Marriage and Sex.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/13/opinion/sunday/marriage-housework-gender-happiness.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage 


So is the short version of this simply that most straight men suck?

actually, straight men don't suck… ;D


You see, "suck," is actually short/slang for suck penis, or "fellatio," Space. So saying something or someone sucks … oh nevermind.

The point is do your share and don't consider any housework to be "beneath" you.
I don’t think this has anything to do with housework being beneath him but rather that he shouldn’t do housework while on company time.
challenged
Joined: September 25, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3116
Re: random . . . randomness February 13, 2020 at 11:05 PM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
challanged wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
Space wrote:
challanged wrote:
Dishwashing, Gayness, Marriage and Sex.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/13/opinion/sunday/marriage-housework-gender-happiness.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage 


So is the short version of this simply that most straight men suck?

actually, straight men don't suck… ;D


You see, "suck," is actually short/slang for suck penis, or "fellatio," Space. So saying something or someone sucks … oh nevermind.

The point is do your share and don't consider any housework to be "beneath" you.
I don’t think this has anything to do with housework being beneath him but rather that he shouldn’t do housework while on company time.


Okay. On his questions:

1. You can definitely get the sink clear of dishes whilst teleworking, but no deep cleaning, windows, toilets or vacuuming.  Also, dinner can be ready when the non-teleworker gets home.
2. Straight men don't suck, but some think housework is beneath them, not Space, not you, not me, but some, and it pisses their women off.

Space Freely
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Re: random . . . randomness February 13, 2020 at 11:38 PM UTC #
challanged wrote:
Julian, wrote:
challanged wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
Space wrote:
challanged wrote:
Dishwashing, Gayness, Marriage and Sex.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/13/opinion/sunday/marriage-housework-gender-happiness.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage 


So is the short version of this simply that most straight men suck?

actually, straight men don't suck… ;D


You see, "suck," is actually short/slang for suck penis, or "fellatio," Space. So saying something or someone sucks … oh nevermind.

The point is do your share and don't consider any housework to be "beneath" you.
I don’t think this has anything to do with housework being beneath him but rather that he shouldn’t do housework while on company time.


Okay. On his questions:

1. You can definitely get the sink clear of dishes whilst teleworking, but no deep cleaning, windows, toilets or vacuuming.  Also, dinner can be ready when the non-teleworker gets home.
2. Straight men don't suck, but some think housework is beneath them, not Space, not you, not me, but some, and it pisses their women off.


Since signing off for the day, I have helped my daughter with her math homework for a good hour, walked the dog for 45 mins, went grocery shopping (Valentine roses for her, teddy bear for my daughter), prepared dinner, and maybe now i'll go take my first shower of the day. Most days, I have to plunge the toilet because my daughter takes a shit so big it won't go down, because she insists on eating only garbage food that her mother buys for her.

But I'll still get bitched at for not doing laundry or "straightening up" while teleworking in spite of the monumental orgasm i gave her this morning. :(
Yada
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Re: random . . . randomness February 14, 2020 at 12:24 AM UTC #
Space wrote:
challanged wrote:
Julian, wrote:
challanged wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
Space wrote:
challanged wrote:
Dishwashing, Gayness, Marriage and Sex.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/13/opinion/sunday/marriage-housework-gender-happiness.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage 


So is the short version of this simply that most straight men suck?

actually, straight men don't suck… ;D


You see, "suck," is actually short/slang for suck penis, or "fellatio," Space. So saying something or someone sucks … oh nevermind.

The point is do your share and don't consider any housework to be "beneath" you.
I don’t think this has anything to do with housework being beneath him but rather that he shouldn’t do housework while on company time.


Okay. On his questions:

1. You can definitely get the sink clear of dishes whilst teleworking, but no deep cleaning, windows, toilets or vacuuming.  Also, dinner can be ready when the non-teleworker gets home.
2. Straight men don't suck, but some think housework is beneath them, not Space, not you, not me, but some, and it pisses their women off.


Since signing off for the day, I have helped my daughter with her math homework for a good hour, walked the dog for 45 mins, went grocery shopping (Valentine roses for her, teddy bear for my daughter), prepared dinner, and maybe now i'll go take my first shower of the day. Most days, I have to plunge the toilet because my daughter takes a shit so big it won't go down, because she insists on eating only garbage food that her mother buys for her.

But I'll still get bitched at for not doing laundry or "straightening up" while teleworking in spite of the monumental orgasm i gave her this morning. :(


jrpa
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Re: random . . . randomness February 14, 2020 at 12:34 AM UTC #
Peak Space. So much to deconstruct here. He played all the hits.

This is his Newport Folk Fest 65.
Sidehatch
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Re: random . . . randomness February 14, 2020 at 12:39 AM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
Peak Space. So much to deconstruct here. He played all the hits.

This is his Newport Folk Fest 65.

Omg I’m laughing so hard it hurts


Judas!
Space Freely
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Re: random . . . randomness February 14, 2020 at 12:58 AM UTC #
I got lucky. Instead of ripping into me about something before even putting her bags down, she ripped into my daughter about something.

Pro-tip: If you get finished eating dinner before everyone else, immediately excuse yourself and wash the dishes and sweep the floor throughout the house. Worked like a charm, I think!
WALKonBack
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Re: random . . . randomness February 14, 2020 at 02:09 AM UTC #
Not, to take away from Space's komodo moment of awesomeness . . . but I will have you know, that straight men, do indeed, "suck." Very well, sometimes.
WALKonBack
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Re: random . . . randomness February 14, 2020 at 02:11 AM UTC #
And speaking of Space, and when aren't we . . . why is it that I immediately thought of him, when I read the "man punching the back of airplane seat story"?
hutch
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Re: random . . . randomness February 14, 2020 at 04:23 AM UTC #
I thought you were going to say you thought of him when you thought of straight men sucking dick….


Then again Space is not straight straight
Sidehatch
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Re: random . . . randomness February 14, 2020 at 04:13 PM UTC #

I really always thought the kid was a dick in this book and didn't understand why people like it so much. 
The tree is the hero and dies just so the kid gets to do whatever he wants an neglects the tree
Love the artwork tho…
jrpa
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Re: random . . . randomness February 14, 2020 at 04:50 PM UTC #
don’t wrote:

I really always thought the kid was a dick in this book and didn't understand why people like it so much. 
The tree is the hero and dies just so the kid gets to do whatever he wants an neglects the tree
Love the artwork tho…
Agreed. I think Sweetcell has also fired off some missives against this ode to codependency and abuse.
WALKonBack
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Re: random . . . randomness February 21, 2020 at 12:18 PM UTC #
I see, it must be election season . . . Russian bots all up, in this motherfucker.

Did, 930 forget to renew the virus protection?
Sidehatch
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Re: random . . . randomness February 21, 2020 at 03:27 PM UTC #
well at least it is some activity  :o
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