random . . . randomness

Space wrote:

vansmack wrote:
Then why does she need a drink so badly?

Because she really likes the IPA's at Ocelot.

Then don't blame your child for your wife's alcohol needs.

as my wife may need a drink or five after teleworking all day with my daughter home.

Tell Celeste I said hello.

Sidehatch wrote:

Space wrote:. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.

when you start talking like this…you loose all credibility that you ACTUALLY have kids

For the most part, it's true. Except on the occasional day when my daughter is acting like an asshole.

Also,  I only read the first sentence of Relaxers post,  but he's wrong.

Yada wrote:

Sidehatch wrote:

Space wrote:. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.

when you start talking like this…you loose all credibility that you ACTUALLY have kids

lose.

grammar police are at it again
and yes I lose all credibility when I use Loose when I mean lose  ;D

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Aww Space, that was a funny post.

Relaxer wrote:
Here's my ironclad rule on nannies: get one that is at minimum 50 years old and pleasantly plump. Not speaking English also helps.

Having a hot nanny is the worst possible thing you could have in your house. I am *not* speaking from personal experience in this, but I have witnessed several marriages break up due to a hot nanny/au pair/whathaveyou. In one case, there wasn't even an affair going on. The nanny developed a crush on the dad, he resisted her advances, the nanny kept at it, the wife got suspicious and then assumed the husband was cheating. In other cases, the husband did diddle the help.

But there's always going to be a certain amount of tension if you have a hot nanny. What happens if you assume you're home alone and emerge from the shower or bathroom naked and HOLY CRAP there's your nanny standing in the hallway, and then HOLY CRAP there's your wife just walking in the front door. If you have pleasantly plump 52-year-old Rosa Maria, then everyone has a good awkward laugh and gets on with their lives. If you have smoking fuckbox 19-year-old Oksana, then you've got a sticky situation on your hands.

Would read again, all very true.

vansmack wrote:
Also,  I only read the first sentence of Relaxers post,  but he's wrong.

Then you missed his LOL last sentence  ;D

Why did they change Colonel Sanders again???????????????????????????????????????????????

#fatisthenewblack
yikes, I'm sure there would be a lot of people very offended (and rightfully so) by this

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killsaly wrote:
Why did they change Colonel Sanders again???????????????????????????????????????????????

This is going to be an ongoing joke now right? How long was Norm the Colonel? Like 4 months? I hope this is all leading to a huge battle at the end of the year.

This was too good to get buried in the gif thread.

Julian, wrote:

This was too good to get buried in the gif thread.

Where on earth do you work that you are able to look at such disgusting images?

Yada wrote:

Julian, wrote:

This was too good to get buried in the gif thread.

Where on earth do you work that you are able to look at such disgusting images?

Dude,  it's fine, her Instagram page says she's 19.

It is only vulgar when a nipple is exposed.

Julian, wrote:Dude,  it's fine, her Instagram page says she's 19.

OH THANK GAWD.  i was starting to feel bad about myself.  then i started feeling good about myself.  then i started feeling myself.  then my boss walked in.  aaaaaaawkward…

Julian, wrote:

Yada wrote:

Julian, wrote:

This was too good to get buried in the gif thread.

Where on earth do you work that you are able to look at such disgusting images?

Dude,  it's fine, her Instagram page says she's 19.

can we get a link to that Instagram act?
and who's account the blonde or the brunette?