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Today I learned of the existence of the Moist Towelette Museum at my alma mater…


http://moisttowelettemuseum.com/

pipe down Julian

more details https://michiganadvance.com/2021/12/31/tucked-in-an-msu-office-the-moist-towelette-museum-is-an-ode-to-quirk-and-connection/

I'd like to think it's less about the history of moist towlettes and more important moist towelettes through history…the moist towlette Elvis was using when he died on the shitter, Cleopatra's guilded towlette, etc.

kosmo wrote:
pipe down Julian

Man, I wasn’t going to say anything. Sometimes all you gotta do is just stand back and let Spartans talk.  ;D

i've been looking at the "MERCH" link in the header of each page for years now, but didn't click it until today.  cool stuff on offer.

Comment with your weirdest gif

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsgW4lmo40Q/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Happy World Goth Day, to those who celebrate.

http://www.worldgothday.com/

I was cutting through a neighborhood the other day and made a left on Goth Street and it made me chuckle

Shout out to ANTIFA for yet another successful false flag incident in DC last night.  The nazi flag in the cab was a nice touch!

wanders off to donate to cover the cost of a crashed u-haul

Man dude is doing work today - https://www.bigtexan.com/live-stream/

Big, if true: U.S. Recovered 'Intact And Partially Intact Vehicles' Of Non-Human Origin


Sorry, maybe this gif is more apropos:

Justin wrote:



Big, if true: U.S. Recovered 'Intact And Partially Intact Vehicles' Of Non-Human Origin


Sorry, maybe this gif is more apropos:

Weird scrap of metal, therefore aliens?

contradiction wrote:
Weird scrap of metal, therefore aliens?

Trompe live would be amazing


https://twitter.com/PIXIES/status/1665993187343622149

And you thought we were done with William Hung

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2023/06/13/heinz-new-sauce-flavors-restaurants/70303582007/

SideH@tchıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl wrote:
And you thought we were done with William Hung

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2023/06/13/heinz-new-sauce-flavors-restaurants/70303582007/

Oh shit, they're going Coke Freestyle…

The new sauces follow another Heinz release, the Heinz Remix, a customizable sauce dispenser.

The Heinz Remix lets you choose from 200 sauce combinations to make a custom sauce creation. Users can select from a touch screen a range of sauce “bases,” such as Heinz Ketchup, Heinz 57, Ranch and BBQ sauces. They then add specially developed sauce “enhancers” such as jalapeño, smoky chipotle, buffalo, and mango – at low, medium, or high settings – to further personalize their sauce.

The company's goal is to begin deploying Heinz Remix machines in test markets later this year and early 2024 with movie theaters, baseball stadiums, and restaurants among target locations.

If only Heinz would reformulate their mustard. It sucks but it's often the only choice in places that have their ketchup.

Another showbits punch line

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtekLZ_MSmz/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Wow

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/jesse-malin-stroke-healthcare-fund-1234770111/

that really sucks about Jesse Malin
life is fragile

Pokemon cards help tie suspect to series of explosions in Md. neighborhood

Authorities in Maryland have charged a man following a series of explosions over the last several weeks in Aberdeen — and they say his collection of Pokemon cards helped connect him to the blasts.

Jeremiah E. Burnette, 34, of Aberdeen, faces charges of possessing and using explosive devices, following a joint investigation by the Office of the Maryland State Fire Marshal, Aberdeen Police Department and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.


If you're gonna be playing with explosives, Aberdeen is a pretty good place to do it.