random . . . randomness

absolute wrote:
Helps out Gig workers

who, for the most part, no longer have any gigs…

Space wrote:
My daughter made six very large cookies for her virtual home economics class today. I just asked her if I could have one. I apparently can't, because she ate them all. Geez Louise.

[font=andale mono]WHEN WILL THE CARNAGE STOP?!?[/font]

sweetcell wrote:

Space wrote:
My daughter made six very large cookies for her virtual home economics class today. I just asked her if I could have one. I apparently can't, because she ate them all. Geez Louise.

[font=andale mono]WHEN WILL THE CARNAGE STOP?!?[/font]

Not sharing my ice cream tonight!

Space wrote:

sweetcell wrote:

Space wrote:
My daughter made six very large cookies for her virtual home economics class today. I just asked her if I could have one. I apparently can't, because she ate them all. Geez Louise.

[font=andale mono]WHEN WILL THE CARNAGE STOP?!?[/font]

Not sharing my ice cream tonight!

My vision of Space's home life has went from Scenes From a Marriage to this SNL skit, right down to him yelling about his economical vehicle choice.

sweetcell wrote:

absolute wrote:
Helps out Gig workers

who, for the most part, no longer have any gigs…

Postmates and delivery services
yes Uber is probably getting killed

what do you see

Droid humping a couch!


What do I win!

Ok…this kinda is weird…that Facebook thought I was the target audience for this ad

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Just not my thing

strong wrote:

what do you see

Robot reading it's personal owner manual, on the back of a pet crab.  I, swear.

strong wrote:

what do you see

a robot, but riding a space chariot
Might look something like this from a profile shot

Happy Birthday to Ace Frehley: born today (actually 2 days ago) in 1951.

shemptiness wrote:
Happy Birthday to Ace Frehley: born today (actually 2 days ago) in 1951.

Ace and Space are both Tauruses.

Box mac n cheese, is one of the greatest inventions ever . . . and Aldi's brand, Cheese Club, is just as incredible as Kraft at about half the price.

Now,  you know.

WalkOnBack wrote:
Box mac n cheese, is one of the greatest inventions ever . . . and Aldi's brand, Cheese Club, is just as incredible as Kraft at about half the price.

Now,  you know.

I've been revisiting Velveeta and have to say that shit slaps, girl.

Yada wrote:

WalkOnBack wrote:
Box mac n cheese, is one of the greatest inventions ever . . . and Aldi's brand, Cheese Club, is just as incredible as Kraft at about half the price.

Now,  you know.

I've been revisiting Velveeta and have to say that shit slaps, girl.

Funny you say this. I saw Walkie's post last night and was going to share but didn't and now you've directly referenced Velveeta and I feel I must.

Velveeta mac and cheese is probably the trashest food I eat. I literally didn't have it until I was close to 30. We NEVER had Velveeta as a kid growing up. We had garbage mac and cheese but it was always the Kraft style, with like powder and add milk and butter. I remember seeing commercials for Velveeta and asking my parents why we never had it and they both trashed it. "It isn't real cheese." "It doesn't even taste like cheese!"

As a kid, I had such as idea that it was going to taste plasticky. I could literally make myself feel ill at like 9 years old imagining what I presumed Velveeta tasted like. I literally got out of going to school once by making myself throw up imagining Velveeta.

Skip ahead like 20 years and I was dating this girl and went over her house to watch a movie and she decided to make Mac and Cheese. She brought it out and I casually asked "oh, this looks different than when I make it – what brand is this?" She said Velveeta and I immediately started to panic. I decided to suck it up and just eat a little to play cool about the whole thing.

Two bites in and my mind was blown. Like, what the fuck is this liquid trash gold? This tastes NOTHING like I imagined. I have been loyal to Velveeta for my, IDK, five times a year at home Mac and Cheese needs ever since. If I ever want to slum it food wise and just ingest total shit, Velveeta is the shit for me.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Velveeta, makes my stomach hurt . . . too cheesy.  good, but it's a type of cream, my mouth won't allow in.

Julian, wrote:

Yada wrote:

WalkOnBack wrote:
Box mac n cheese, is one of the greatest inventions ever . . . and Aldi's brand, Cheese Club, is just as incredible as Kraft at about half the price.

Now,  you know.

I've been revisiting Velveeta and have to say that shit slaps, girl.

Funny you say this. I saw Walkie's post last night and was going to share but didn't and now you've directly referenced Velveeta and I feel I must.

Velveeta mac and cheese is probably the trashest food I eat. I literally didn't have it until I was close to 30. We NEVER had Velveeta as a kid growing up. We had garbage mac and cheese but it was always the Kraft style, with like powder and add milk and butter. I remember seeing commercials for Velveeta and asking my parents why we never had it and they both trashed it. "It isn't real cheese." "It doesn't even taste like cheese!"

As a kid, I had such as idea that it was going to taste plasticky. I could literally make myself feel ill at like 9 years old imagining what I presumed Velveeta tasted like. I literally got out of going to school once by making myself throw up imagining Velveeta.

Skip ahead like 20 years and I was dating this girl and went over her house to watch a movie and she decided to make Mac and Cheese. She brought it out and I casually asked "oh, this looks different than when I make it – what brand is this?" She said Velveeta and I immediately started to panic. I decided to suck it up and just eat a little to play cool about the whole thing.

Two bites in and my mind was blown. Like, what the fuck is this liquid trash gold? This tastes NOTHING like I imagined. I have been loyal to Velveeta for my, IDK, five times a year at home Mac and Cheese needs ever since. If I ever want to slum it food wise and just ingest total shit, Velveeta is the shit for me.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

A-. would read again.

i now have a clear view of jules in his downfall, should it ever come to pass: homeless, tattered gucci suit, in an alleyway behind a restaurant with 2 michelin stars, clutching an empty jar of velveeta and mumbling to himself how dior is overrated and jonesing for his next hit of [font=Verdana]liquid trash gold[/font]…

this is pretty good: https://mymodernmet.com/low-cost-cosplay/

A company decided to stop paying its drivers, so one of them parked his truck on the owners Ferrari & left it there