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ja,ded wrote:
The interrobang should not be ignored.

?My name is John Hams and I?m a sex addict.?
And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle?s first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever. John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it?s not long before John?s new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs.
Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy?
The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It?s a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views. I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can?t help but stare. Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb?s hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.

killsaly wrote:
NO.  it means an actual helicopter and a real dinosaur.

Did you not read the description? 

killsaly wrote:
How did the dinosaur become a billionaire? 

evilizac wrote:

killsaly wrote:
How did the dinosaur become a billionaire? 

I'd assume oil money and prudent investing.

hutch wrote:
i just re-read my invite for the 930 Club Live movie or whatever… they say I'm a part of the inner circle.. one of their most loyal friends.. I appreciate that..

What are thoughts on taking someone who is clearly not in the inner circle to this event?

Yada wrote:

hutch wrote:
i just re-read my invite for the 930 Club Live movie or whatever… they say I'm a part of the inner circle.. one of their most loyal friends.. I appreciate that..

What are thoughts on taking someone who is clearly not in the inner circle to this event?

Depends if that person is buying you beerz.

hutch wrote:
ok but what if Seth sees this guy and is like "we purposefully kept him from being invited.. what, are these guys joined at the hip?"… it could get kind of awkward….but maybe I'm overthinking it…

vansmack wrote:

hutch wrote:
ok but what if Seth sees this guy and is like "we purposefully kept him from being invited.. what, are these guys joined at the hip?"… it could get kind of awkward….but maybe I'm overthinking it…

Seth loves Julian.  I say you do it!

SideBurnedOut wrote:
ok…I support Jeff here…but he kinda looks homeless in this photo ….


and what the heck is doing with a Tigers hat on …that really makes him look homeless