Space Freely
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 18, 2020 at 09:03 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
Space wrote:
Cleaning the house.
are our ladies talking to each other? been getting hit with that one too recently… t'is the season.

Space wrote:I was told not to talk for 15 minutes at 8am today, and then criticized, insulted, and berated for 15 mins, and told I should be cleaning the house.
Then I just tried to go into her office and say nice things and give her kisses, and I get screamed at for five minutes for interrupting her work.
Some fucking shitty day off.
so no bj today?
(seriously tho, sounds rough… you have my sympathies)
Lol. Thanks. I cleaned the toilets and made her lunch, so maybe tomorrow if I perform well.
jrpa
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 18, 2020 at 09:52 PM UTC
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Is Celeste willing to come back to this community so I can provide marriage counseling for your guys in the soon to launch Julian's America III: The One With Sofia Coppolla advice column thread?
StoneTheCrow
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 01:09 AM UTC
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Space wrote:
I was told not to talk for 15 minutes at 8am today, and then criticized, insulted, and berated for 15 mins, and told I should be cleaning the house.
Then I just tried to go into her office and say nice things and give her kisses, and I get screamed at for five minutes for interrupting her work.
Some fucking shitty day off.
Out of nowhere all of this happened??
Space Freely
Joined: December 13, 2014 at 07:28 PM UTC
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 01:53 AM UTC
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StoneTheCrow wrote:
Space wrote:
I was told not to talk for 15 minutes at 8am today, and then criticized, insulted, and berated for 15 mins, and told I should be cleaning the house.
Then I just tried to go into her office and say nice things and give her kisses, and I get screamed at for five minutes for interrupting her work.
Some fucking shitty day off.
Out of nowhere all of this happened??
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Well my sugar addicted daughter who doesn't exercise (even in virtual PE class) and hasn't taken a shit in four days kept repeatedly dumping syrup on whatever she was eating for breakfast (she does this with whipped cream too.) And when i (gently, not condescendingly) questioned her need for so much syrup on her meal, her mother instantly started yelling at me that "there's no place for a father to call in question what his daughter is eating, that's the mother's job." And off it went from there. She started ragging on my daughter for eating too much candy, and I said "Well you're the who buys her all the candy." And that didn't go over too well.
The rebuff of affection actually took place several hours later. The objection was that she was in the middle of work, and I didn't knock/ask if I could come in.
Anyway, I've moved in. Had a great Bissell Brothers DIPA with Mexican takeout from dinner. Time to watch the Queen's Gambit finale.
Space Freely
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 02:12 AM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
Is Celeste willing to come back to this community so I can provide marriage counseling for your guys in the soon to launch Julian's America III: The One With Sofia Coppolla advice column thread?
She scoffs at "losers" who waste their time on internet forums.
jrpa
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 02:25 AM UTC
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Space wrote:
Julian, wrote:
Is Celeste willing to come back to this community so I can provide marriage counseling for your guys in the soon to launch Julian's America III: The One With Sofia Coppolla advice column thread?
She scoffs at "losers" who waste their time on internet forums.
A simple “thank you, but no, Julian” would’ve sufficed.
StoneTheCrow
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 02:43 AM UTC
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Space wrote:
Well my sugar addicted daughter who doesn't exercise (even in virtual PE class) and hasn't taken a shit in four days kept repeatedly dumping syrup on whatever she was eating for breakfast (she does this with whipped cream too.) And when i (gently, not condescendingly) questioned her need for so much syrup on her meal, her mother instantly started yelling at me that "there's no place for a father to call in question what his daughter is eating, that's the mother's job." And off it went from there. She started ragging on my daughter for eating too much candy, and I said "Well you're the who buys her all the candy." And that didn't go over too well.
The rebuff of affection actually took place several hours later. The objection was that she was in the middle of work, and I didn't knock/ask if I could come in.
Anyway, I've moved in. Had a great Bissell Brothers DIPA with Mexican takeout from dinner. Time to watch the Queen's Gambit finale.
So much to unpack here.
jrpa
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 03:57 AM UTC
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StoneTheCrow wrote:
Space wrote:
Well my sugar addicted daughter who doesn't exercise (even in virtual PE class) and hasn't taken a shit in four days kept repeatedly dumping syrup on whatever she was eating for breakfast (she does this with whipped cream too.) And when i (gently, not condescendingly) questioned her need for so much syrup on her meal, her mother instantly started yelling at me that "there's no place for a father to call in question what his daughter is eating, that's the mother's job." And off it went from there. She started ragging on my daughter for eating too much candy, and I said "Well you're the who buys her all the candy." And that didn't go over too well.
The rebuff of affection actually took place several hours later. The objection was that she was in the middle of work, and I didn't knock/ask if I could come in.
Anyway, I've moved in. Had a great Bissell Brothers DIPA with Mexican takeout from dinner. Time to watch the Queen's Gambit finale.
So much to unpack here.
I’ve said this before but as someone relatively recently married compared to the baseline of this community (3 years this week) the tales from Space about his relationship keep me up at night.
WALKonBack
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 05:00 AM UTC
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Space, like space, is vast.
Space Freely
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 02:53 PM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
StoneTheCrow wrote:
Space wrote:
Well my sugar addicted daughter who doesn't exercise (even in virtual PE class) and hasn't taken a shit in four days kept repeatedly dumping syrup on whatever she was eating for breakfast (she does this with whipped cream too.) And when i (gently, not condescendingly) questioned her need for so much syrup on her meal, her mother instantly started yelling at me that "there's no place for a father to call in question what his daughter is eating, that's the mother's job." And off it went from there. She started ragging on my daughter for eating too much candy, and I said "Well you're the who buys her all the candy." And that didn't go over too well.
The rebuff of affection actually took place several hours later. The objection was that she was in the middle of work, and I didn't knock/ask if I could come in.
Anyway, I've moved in. Had a great Bissell Brothers DIPA with Mexican takeout from dinner. Time to watch the Queen's Gambit finale.
So much to unpack here.
I’ve said this before but as someone relatively recently married compared to the baseline of this community (3 years this week) the tales from Space about his relationship keep me up at night.
Things are better this morning. And my kid took a shit. Two of them.
hutch
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 03:45 PM UTC
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I just have to wonder if this is all made up…
I hope so.
hutch
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 03:46 PM UTC
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It does seem scary real although I don’t monitor my kids’ shits…
Sidehatch
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 03:50 PM UTC
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I'd say it's creative license
I don't really 'track it' but it's is a good indicator of health and we should all be a little dialed into that
Space Freely
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 04:37 PM UTC
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I never would have thought I'd end up with a kid with such poor eating habits. Sigh.
grateful
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 06:02 PM UTC
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Space wrote:
I never would have thought I'd end up with a kid with such poor eating habits. Sigh.
I think he/they/ze will be fine in the long run.
Sidehatch
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 08:23 PM UTC
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McGanahan wrote:
Space wrote:
I never would have thought I'd end up with a kid with such poor eating habits. Sigh.
I think he/they/ze will be fine in the long run.
yeah, kids can put down crap, as long as they are active and hydrated, shouldn't be a problem into their 20's
it's the habits and relationship with food/cooking that can impact a child later in life
Space Freely
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 19, 2020 at 08:29 PM UTC
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Guardian-hatch wrote:
McGanahan wrote:
Space wrote:
I never would have thought I'd end up with a kid with such poor eating habits. Sigh.
I think he/they/ze will be fine in the long run.
yeah, kids can put down crap, as long as they are active and hydrated, shouldn't be a problem into their 20's
it's the habits and relationship with food/cooking that can impact a child later in life
Yeah I'm not too concerned with the short run, it's the long run I'm more concerned about.
Sidehatch
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 20, 2020 at 04:31 AM UTC
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Sometimes, all you need is a headline
Christopher Walken has never owned a computer or cellphone or sent an email
StoneTheCrow
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 20, 2020 at 01:45 PM UTC
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Generational thing. That's my dad in a nutshell, too.
beetsnotbeats
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Re: random . . . randomness
December 20, 2020 at 10:15 PM UTC
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martial wrote:
Sometimes, all you need is a headline
Christopher Walken has never owned a computer or cellphone or sent an email
He had a low-resolution feed for his interview with Seth Meyers the other night.