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Speaking of Julian…I was reading the Washington Express on the train this morning and saw this article:

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/nation/2017/03/07/fat-acceptance-contributed-american-obesity-problem-scl/98855432/

Right next to it was this article:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/americans-having-less-sex-than-they-once-did/2017/03/06/e367ce58-0298-11e7-b9fa-ed727b644a0b_story.html
a band called Stop Light Observations
One day, I will love every one.
I love everybody!

AROD and JLO! I could have sworn they had already dated…..
I figured out how to fund Trump's budget!

24 signs she's a slut
shemptiness wrote:
24 signs she's a slut

The article you are trying to read has been reported by the community as hateful or abusive content.

but at least they didn't totally censor it as you can click through at the bottom
shemptiness wrote:
24 signs she's a slut


One of the pitfalls of the internet is that it gives a voice to shitbags like that writer.
I would really like the expression "too Julian too handle" (e. g. things are getting too Julian too handle up in here!) to become part of all of your collective vernacular.

"Moderation," she said, while holding a thousand calories in her hands.
As in…man, that cupcake is too Julian to handle?
excontradiction wrote:
As in…man, that cupcake is too Julian to handle?
As in: man, that incisive commentary about that cupcake is too Julian to handle.
Julian, wrote:
excontradiction wrote:
As in…man, that cupcake is too Julian to handle?
As in: man, that incisive commentary about that cupcake is too Julian to handle.


Which would you eat first, her or the cupcake?
Space wrote:
Julian, wrote:
excontradiction wrote:
As in…man, that cupcake is too Julian to handle?
As in: man, that incisive commentary about that cupcake is too Julian to handle.


Which would you eat first, her or the cupcake?
*shudders*
It's been a while since I had to wear a suit on a regular basis but when did brown shoes with a dark suit become a thing?
shemptiness wrote:
It's been a while since I had to wear a suit on a regular basis but when did brown shoes with a dark suit become a thing?


About a year and a half ago.
Worst. NCAA. Final. Ever.