random . . . randomness

think we might need a "Sh!t happening in <insert State Name here>" thread

the story out of Missouri where a local newspaper discovers a flaw in the HTML code of a public state gov site that exposed the SSNs of teachers and holds off on publishing the story about it, as they informed the state and allows it to be fixed.

but of course because there is a republican governor involved, he wants the reporter who discovered the flaw investigated and charged with hacking.. because the reporter did more than a "right click" to discover three SSNs…

Wow the hatch act actually does have some teeth
Former Trump HUD official fined and barred from federal employment for violating Hatch Act

I mean they are baby teeth and don't break the skin…
Of course no word on Kellyanne or Mike Pompeo

this happened in April

All 682 Chuck Lorre vanity cards.

<a href="https://chucklorre.com/">All of them</a>

This place, controls a small part, of my life.

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) on Sunday night told fellow conservatives they must stop liberals from attacking masculinity and creating a nation of “idle men” who watch pornography and play video games instead of working and raising families.

Hawley delivered the speech on the “future of the American man” at the National Conservatism Conference in Orlando, calling for a return to traditional gender roles. He said liberals’ “attempt to give us a world beyond men” was part of their larger effort to “deconstruct America,” an endeavor that, according to the senator, includes critical race theory, economic socialism and doing away with the concept of gender altogether.

“The Left want to define traditional masculinity as toxic. They want to define the traditional masculine virtues — things like courage and independence and assertiveness — as a danger to society,” Hawley said.

TIL
it’s possible to decapitate someone with a skateboard


Even using the classic schmitt stix, I don't think this is physically possible

Space wrote:
Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) on Sunday night told fellow conservatives they must stop liberals from attacking masculinity and creating a nation of “idle men” who watch pornography and play video games instead of working and raising families.

Hawley delivered the speech on the “future of the American man” at the National Conservatism Conference in Orlando, calling for a return to traditional gender roles. He said liberals’ “attempt to give us a world beyond men” was part of their larger effort to “deconstruct America,” an endeavor that, according to the senator, includes critical race theory, economic socialism and doing away with the concept of gender altogether.

“The Left want to define traditional masculinity as toxic. They want to define the traditional masculine virtues — things like courage and independence and assertiveness — as a danger to society,” Hawley said.

Paula Poundstone

Dear Josh Hawley, I’m sorry we made you question your manhood. Try making arm fart sounds. Guys do that a lot.

https://twitter.com/paulapoundstone/status/1455571055163019265?s=21

Awkward Band Publicity Photos
https://www.sadanduseless.com/awkward-band-publicity-photos-gallery/

Email I just got from seatgeek for a show I sold tickets because I couldn't go
The dates are a little bit suspect??!!
See ya in 2031 march is already shaping up

You recently sold tickets to an event – Beach Bunny – on SeatGeek. We just learned that your event has been rescheduled by the event organizer from its original date Sun, December 31 2000 at 7:00PM to a new date:

Thu, March 27 2031 at 3:30AM

thought i could run as a QOP candidate, but apparently you need to be a bully, pro 2A and anti abortion to do so… simply being the village idiot isn't quite enough…

You've heard people say "Burn it down!" when hearing about creepy-crawlies in someone's house?

Well....

Justin wrote:
You&#039;ve heard people say &quot;Burn it down!&quot; when hearing about creepy-crawlies in someone&#039;s house?

Well....

nice…DAMAGE, &gt;$1M; no human injures; snake status undetermined

Greenland's got nothing on us!

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/mercator-map-true-size-of-countries/

Sixty-nine sixty-nine