random . . . randomness

What if doctors are climbing through windows to suture penises to sleeping cheerleaders?

This Onion editorial is fucking brilliant.

The Onion is on fire

Evangelical Leaders Announce J.K. Rowling Finally Bigoted Enough That It’s Okay For Kids To Read About Witchcraft

https://www.theonion.com/evangelical-leaders-announce-j-k-rowling-finally-bigot-1850129128

“While I always appreciated Ms. Rowling making the greedy banker goblins a thinly veiled stand-in for the Jews, it is only with her assertions that trans women aren’t women that I’ve finally come around to allowing children to read her books,” said evangelist and Focus on the Family president Jim Daly, explaining that while he still did not approve of the satanic imagery embedded throughout the Harry Potter series, Rowling’s consistent dehumanization of people who are different from her had prompted him to reconsider.

https://www.theonion.com/evangelical-leaders-announce-j-k-rowling-finally-bigot-1850129128

apparently this is real and flew over the Daytona 500, well played Goodyear!

^ LOL

Minor Threat in 1981 and 2018

https://northernvirginiamag.com/culture/news/2023/02/22/bob-weir-wins-prince-william-county-special-election/ :

Dude’s everywhere  :)

It would appear, that Frank Booth was correct, about Heineken, all along.

TIL
Rudolph Wendelin lived in Arlington's Bluemont neighborhood and was an artist for the US Forestry Service and became best known for Smokey Bear and Woodsy Owl.

I randomly received one of these in the mail yesterday.



I'm trying to figure out who sent it to me. Probably not Julian, he sends porn.

Best bets are my mom (who would have seriously sent it to me), or my brother (who would have sent it as a joke.)

Does this have anything to do with the Jesus Super Bowl ads? In that case, it's probably my brother.

Space wrote:
I'm trying to figure out who sent it to me. Probably not Julian, he sends porn.

(1) Correct, I did not.
(2) Say what, now?

It has "He Gets Us" on it. Definitely the Super Bowl people.

Julian, wrote:

Space wrote:
I'm trying to figure out who sent it to me. Probably not Julian, he sends porn.

(1) Correct, I did not.
(2) Say what, now?

Didn't you once send porn to a fellow forum member's house?

I;m ok with receiving that, since I get the mail 90% of the time. And since I know that Jesus gets me.

This is bringing up bad memories…..

that's a deep cut,
titles were pretty juicy if I recall

Space wrote:

Julian, wrote:

Space wrote:
I'm trying to figure out who sent it to me. Probably not Julian, he sends porn.

(1) Correct, I did not.
(2) Say what, now?

Didn't you once send porn to a fellow forum member's house?

I;m ok with receiving that, since I get the mail 90% of the time. And since I know that Jesus gets me.

LOL what? No I didn’t.

For Space:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpO1JR1Auqz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

With hutch back on the scene i see that him and sidehatch are back to their old shenanigan's



h/t Angry People in Local Newspapers
@angrypiln

We are not going to talk about an ongoing investigation, you know that
That story took me on a journey I didn't know I needed to go on