random . . . randomness

Weird, I just assumed that Santa had an enormous, twisty, yellow schlong.
The above post will be printed on my tombstone, I just know it.
yup, came in at the right time, again.

relaxer's, over sexual sentence structures . . . has me coming here every time.  wait, that sounded just wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr9QG-ctphA
Yes, white boy southern rappers rapping horribly about a Mud Jug, which I gather is a pot to spit your tobacco in.   These people cant be for real… They make it seem like the kids are dipping.

The worst part is towards the end.  One of the white guys gives a mud jug to one of the only black guys there… And the some other black dude knocks it out of the first guy's hand, and shakes his head no.  And then the white "rapper" hands the gentleman, a black Mud Jug. 

And all of the comments are about Skoal and shit.

Oh shit I guess it it time for the followup Chillin In The Backwoods…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD9G9tG7WXQ

Oh goodness this stuff has millions of views.
you're here late, on a Friday night.  I just got done with some bring home work, and I needed to unwind with some forum silliness.


the older I get, I don't want to do anything on a Friday night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADC_6XFvIxk
This one is about raised up trucks.  This is giving me flashbacks to my youth in the wonderful state of Louisiana. 

Yes I am watching country rap videos and sharing them, on a Friday, night. 
That second video had me rolling when the fat dude starts rapping.  I thought he was just their drunk clumsy friend.
So, you know the Christmas cards you get from a sports team if you're a season ticket holder?  Well my Maine brother-in-law regifted it and sent our family the one he got from the Patriots.  Signed it 'Merry Christmas from the World Champions' inside.  Is he a dick or what? 
Nuke wrote:
So, you know the Christmas cards you get from a sports team if you're a season ticket holder?  Well my Maine brother-in-law regifted it and sent our family the one he got from the Patriots.  Signed it 'Merry Christmas from the World Champions' inside.  Is he a dick or what? 


he will regret it when the redskins beat the patriots in the super bowl…and you will own him.
Nuke wrote:
So, you know the Christmas cards you get from a sports team if you're a season ticket holder?  Well my Maine brother-in-law regifted it and sent our family the one he got from the Patriots.  Signed it 'Merry Christmas from the World Champions' inside.  Is he a dick or what? 


I don't follow football, so i forgot who won last year. Who did?
Cool Merriweather construction vids floating around on the social media pages.
Miss Colombia got harshed….
hutch wrote:
Miss Colombia got harshed….


I agree, Colombia, MD will never be the same after this renovation.
ßèétſ wrote:



hahahah… what a buffoon.
Love how whorehouses really bring the Christmas spirit (and savings!)
Relaxer wrote:
Love how whorehouses really bring the Christmas spirit (and savings!)
Not to go all Rhett on you, but your marriage seems in shambles.
"seems" lol
not to mention Ms Colombia is way hotter than Ms. Phillipines


love how steve Harvey misspelled both countries in his apology tweet…