random . . . randomness

We just passed 26,000 members on the forum. Fun fact: 22,814 accounts have never posted a comment.

I blame . . . Julian.

WalkOnBack wrote:
I blame . . . Julian.

That’s been my go to solution for all the world’s ills

WalkOnBack wrote:
I blame . . . Julian.

In this case you are very welcome.

Julian is also apparently responsible for determining how food is packaged.

https://youtu.be/iPf529urxw8

McGanahan wrote:
Julian is also apparently responsible for determining how food is packaged.

https://youtu.be/iPf529urxw8

worth a watch and giggle

McGanahan wrote:
Julian is also apparently responsible for determining how food is packaged.

Guys, I've been telling you all I am really important and influential for years. Why is this all coming as such a surprise to you now?

kosmo wrote:

McGanahan wrote:
Julian is also apparently responsible for determining how food is packaged.

https://youtu.be/iPf529urxw8

worth a watch and giggle

That was good and totally my vision of who Julian is

you'll be able to ski in Fairfax


The Board of Supervisors voted Tuesday, approving the agreement with Alpine-X. This will lead to the construction of "one of the largest indoor ski facilities in the world,"

I've been saying for weeks that Feterman can pill in the blue collar schlub vote. Where is he on the Biden Sanders spectrum?

this cautionary tale comes from Lydon's most book

(not a parody site)

Sex Pistols star Johnny Rotten bitten by a flea after rescuing squirrels

https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/entertainment/sex-pistols-star-johnny-rotten-bitten-flea-his-penis-after-rescuing-squirrels



He said: "I looked down there this morning at my willy and there's a f****** flea bite on it. And there's another one on the inside of my leg."

John, 64, endured his flea bites after he befriended a bunch of squirrels at his Venice Beach home in Los Angeles, and has said he's taken to smothering himself in Vaseline to ease his discomfort, because he doesn't want to "blame the poor squirrels".

He added: "The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It's such a poxy thing to get caught out on. The only way around it, because I'm not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs.

^ I already beat everyone, with the band name.

Should really have a font thread

Freshpotix - it works (kinda)


Consult your doctor before taking FRESHPOTIX. Side effects may include, but not limited to: Severe Monkey Peen, Backfro, Extra Toe, Urge to Found Your Own Colony. Acid Washed Jeans, Weeping Taint, Nose Chickens, Plaid Lung, Cyrus Virus (your voice changes to that of Billy Ray or Miley), Oxford Commas, E-Chola, Stool Entirely Made of Corn (Just a Cob), Stomach Tail, Violent Fits of Rage Towards Left-handed People, Bald Ass, Uncontrollable Tattling, Peptic Waltzing, Tinselscrote (Break out of Chistmas Tree Tinsel on Balls), Pauly Shore.

Tinselscrote-hatch wrote:
Freshpotix - it works, kinda


Consult your doctor before taking FRESHPOTIX. Side effects may include, but not limited to: Severe Monkey Peen, Backfro, Extra Toe, Urge to Found Your Own Colony. Acid Washed Jeans, Weeping Taint, Nose Chickens, Plaid Lung, Cyrus Virus (your voice changes to that of Billy Ray or Miley), Oxford Commas, E-Chola, Stool Entirely Made of Corn (Just a Cob), Stomach Tail, Violent Fits of Rage Towards Left-handed People, Bald Ass, Uncontrollable Tattling, Peptic Waltzing, Tinselscrote (Break out of Chistmas Tree Tinsel on Balls), Pauly Shore.

your original link 404'ed on me, so i updated it here to https://www.freshpotix.com/

Thanks…was interested to know what Sever Monkey Peen was…but other than refs to this wonderdrug…this was all that came up
Monkey Penis Stock Photos, Pictures & Royalty-Free Images …

there have stock photos for this kind of stuff…guess there is a demand

also, do not look at this twitter account @MonkeyPeen

In my area, there are huge signs in front of every store I go, sometimes as large as me, that scream out in all caps that you are not allowed to be in the store without a face mask, No exceptions.

And in every one of those stores I walk through, there are countless people without masks and not a single damn employee says a word to them because in my area if they do, you will get punched or shot.

The, end.

What,ever happened to Ratbastard,?

WalkOnBack wrote:
What,ever happened to Ratbastard,?

Banned for calling people see you next tuesdays.