I remember the whole incident and it might have been sidehatch as I was calling you out on it
but sweets verified that your boombox tat was in fact you
but sweets verified that your boombox tat was in fact you
random . . . randomness
Good ol Sweets
Relaxer wrote:It is funny that Sweets has sort of become the "yes, I am confirming this person is real" member of our community.
Good ol Sweets
i am the glue that keeps us together/prevents anyone from running away.
From the rolling compendium of everything Julian eats thread
Relaxer wrote:Sidehatch wrote:
I'm sorry, but guys like that don't post on music message boards
I'm calling bullshit on that
Take a photo with just the word relaxer on your abs and I'll believe you
The lighting sucks in our bathroom so the abs picture I took isn't that good. But the tattoo is consistent with my photos.
And now I will stop posting pictures of my anatomy.
wait, that body builder was really relaxer?
sweetcell wrote:
i am the glue that keeps us together/prevents anyone from running away.
couldn't keep atomic, dupek or that Brian guy
thank goodness…but atomic was actually good at times
Sidehatch wrote:Gee, what a loss. ;)
couldn't keep atomic, dupek or that Brian guy
Yada wrote:Yes. Only you attempt to pass off pictures of other people as yourself.
wait, that body builder was really relaxer?
Julian, wrote:Yada wrote:Yes. Only you attempt to pass off pictures of other people as yourself.
wait, that body builder was really relaxer?
I don't know,,, I am detecting a Julian-Sidehatch boardmance,,,
hutch wrote:
I don't know,,, I am detecting a Julian-Sidehatch boardmance,,,
damn commas are back!
Great exchange: https://youtu.be/bSa0qp79lF8 ; Obama shouldn't visit gender-segregated mosques/synagogues. Would he visit racially-segregated ones?
Rhett, get your wife a nanny you cheap basted. And make sure she's hot. She deserves it.
vansmack wrote:
Rhett, get your wife a nanny you cheap basted. And make sure she's hot. She deserves it.
She would never agree to a nanny.
Are you referring to my daughter being home on a teacher workday while my wife is teleworking? We have a free camp we can send our daughter to. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.
Then why does she need a drink so badly?
Space wrote:. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.
when you start talking like this…you loose all credibility that you ACTUALLY have kids
vansmack wrote:
Then why does she need a drink so badly?
Because she really likes the IPA's at Ocelot.
Sidehatch wrote:Space wrote:. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.
when you start talking like this…you loose all credibility that you ACTUALLY have kids
lose.
Here's my ironclad rule on nannies: get one that is at minimum 50 years old and pleasantly plump. Not speaking English also helps.
Having a hot nanny is the worst possible thing you could have in your house. I am *not* speaking from personal experience in this, but I have witnessed several marriages break up due to a hot nanny/au pair/whathaveyou. In one case, there wasn't even an affair going on. The nanny developed a crush on the dad, he resisted her advances, the nanny kept at it, the wife got suspicious and then assumed the husband was cheating. In other cases, the husband did diddle the help.
But there's always going to be a certain amount of tension if you have a hot nanny. What happens if you assume you're home alone and emerge from the shower or bathroom naked and HOLY CRAP there's your nanny standing in the hallway, and then HOLY CRAP there's your wife just walking in the front door. If you have pleasantly plump 52-year-old Rosa Maria, then everyone has a good awkward laugh and gets on with their lives. If you have smoking fuckbox 19-year-old Oksana, then you've got a sticky situation on your hands.
Having a hot nanny is the worst possible thing you could have in your house. I am *not* speaking from personal experience in this, but I have witnessed several marriages break up due to a hot nanny/au pair/whathaveyou. In one case, there wasn't even an affair going on. The nanny developed a crush on the dad, he resisted her advances, the nanny kept at it, the wife got suspicious and then assumed the husband was cheating. In other cases, the husband did diddle the help.
But there's always going to be a certain amount of tension if you have a hot nanny. What happens if you assume you're home alone and emerge from the shower or bathroom naked and HOLY CRAP there's your nanny standing in the hallway, and then HOLY CRAP there's your wife just walking in the front door. If you have pleasantly plump 52-year-old Rosa Maria, then everyone has a good awkward laugh and gets on with their lives. If you have smoking fuckbox 19-year-old Oksana, then you've got a sticky situation on your hands.